Once upon a time in the Land of Hyster, a poster was put up on the local bulletin board advertising an upcoming cruise. The sign read:
Come Cruise With Us To ALASKA!
Punctured Princess Carnival Lines
Leaving this afternoon from Pier One in the Land of Hyster
One by one the sisters stopped by and read the notice. One by one they skipped off towards their homes to find their suitcases and pack. All over the Land of Hyster, the punctured princesses who were nicely healing from the tailor's work were cramming their bags, making last minute arrangements for their children's lunches and their husband's dinners. They were headed for a cruise to the great frontier of Alaska!
Princess Joan was the first one at Pier One. "Yoo hoo!" she heard as she turned towards the road. There, coming down the hill at a trot, was a whole herd of hyster sisters. Gleefully she waved to them as they each managed several suitcases, overnight bags, and overcoats slug over their arms. Giggling and pointing at each other's bags, they noticed that many of the bags were closed, and yet had things hanging out of the sides. Pantyhose legs. Leggings. Underwear. (gasp) Shoe strings. Waiting on the pier for the boat to arrive, the sisters stopped, opened up their suitcases and made one last crush of the contents and sat upon the lids to get them closed.
Princess Jules, attempting to close her suitcase without dangling protrusions had to abandon her favorite bikini. "Oh well," she mumbled, "I won't need it anyway. Its Alaska we're heading towards. I won't get to swim!"
Princess Lou, completely unable to close her suitcase shut abandoned the homebaked cookies and cakes she had just taken out of the oven and thought to bring along for treats.
All over the pier, the left over baggage and items that won't fit was piled. WIthin minutes of getting the last of the suitcases shut and locked, the boat arrived. It was a huge pink ship with PUNCTURED PRINCESS on the side of the ship. Standing on the deck was the oddest looking creature in lavender fabric wrapped in such a way that is blew from up and around her as the wind stirred near her. She had the most unusual color (kind of reddish - purple) of hair wound up on top of her head and fastened into place with two glittery pencils. "HEEEELLLLOOOOO!" she yelled and waved to the punctured princesses as the boat came to the dock. "Welcome to the Punctured Princess Lines! We are off to ALaska and I am Zeldalyn, your activites director! Grab your stuff, find a room, food in the dining room in an hour and a songfest at 10 p.m. sharp! Come on! Don't dwaddle! We've got places to go, people to meet!"
The Hyster Sisters grabbed up their belongings and each found a room to drop their suitcases. They unpacked and easily found the dining room when it was time for dinner. At the end of the day as the sun set on the pacific ocean, the sun glowed a beautiful orange shimmer. The punctured princesses walked along the deck looking out over the ocean and enjoyed the view as the boat sailed closer and closer to ALaska. Having the time of their lives, the princesses ate wonderful food, sang lovely songs, played silly games, chatted until all hours of the night and loved every minute of their time.
Suddenly one morning, as the ship was off the freezing shoreline of Alaska, Princess Debbie shieked! "Oh NO!" she yelled. Up and down the dock she paced. "Oh no!:" yelled Princess Vicki. "Oh my, oh no!" moaned Princess Lou. All over the boat, the princesses found their way to the top of the boat and onto the deck. Short sleeves, bathing suits, and underwear is what the princesses were wearing. Laughing at each other, they realized that they didn't bring enough of the king's magic potions with them. So in the middle of the north Pacific Ocean, the hyster sisters were heating up. Icebergs near the ship began to melt. The Alaskan shoreline was melting and the grass began to turn green.
Listening to the radio from a city in Canada the princesses heard the weather report. "Its an unexplained system we see on radar. La Nina is apparently hovering off the shoreline near ALaska and affecting the weather systems around the world." In amazement the sisters turned the stations and listened to different cities around the world give the same report: "La Nina is causing an unexpected turn of weather in the world. ALaska is having a tropical warm and the state is melting."
Laughing and giggling hysterically the princesses continued on their cruise along the ALaskan coast. THey enjoyed wearing bathing suits (except for Jules, who had to wear a make-shift garment) and sleeveless shirts that they created with a pair of scissors. They loved knowing they had the ability to change the weather even if it was an unplanned affair.
At the end of the cruise, the princesses stuffed their bags full of their clothing and personal items and ran back to their homes to grab up a dose of their potion. Gratefully swigging it down, the tropical system vanished over the Land of Hyster and La Nina was strangely never spoken of by weathermen again. The weather, from that day forward, was normal as normal can be around the entire world.
And the punctured princesses in the Land of Hyster lived happily ever after and were hormonally balanced forever. The End.
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