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rincess Jane and the Beautiful Belly Class
Once upon a time in the Land of Hyster, Princess Jane stood sideways in front of her mirror and surveyed the terrain. "Ugh" she thought. I need a new profile. Searching high and low across the land she uncovered a list of special exercises just for this moment. Reading them over very carefully, she memorized the steps until she knew them by heart. For a few days she worked in the mornings carefully following the exercises. By the end of the third day, Princess Jane decided she needed a support group. Getting out her markers, crayons and poster board, she posted signs all over the town's light poles:
Beautiful Bellies Wanted?
Come exercise with me!
Every afternoon at 3 EST
Signed Princess Jane
All over town the Hyster Sisters gathered near the signs. All over the town the Hyster Sisters sighed.
"Oh dear" remarked one princess.
"Time is here" sighed another.
Knowing that they had long since moved off the Recovery Road and were now going about their regular routines (though a bit carefully) the princesses made plans. The punctured princesses all showed up at 3 o'clock because they wanted beautiful bellies and they were quite tired of wearing stuffy panty girdles and belly binders. They knew it would take some effort. They knew it would take some energy. They knew it would take some guts.
Lining up side by the princess stood with Princess Jane in front. "Okay, ladies" she began. "This is the moment. Take a good look at your tummy. Take a good look at your neighbor. Do we want to stay this way? No! Let's get started!" And with that introduction, Princess Jane began teaching the princesses the "pelvic tilt" and the "trunk rotation."
With the princesses standing side by side it was quite a sight to behold. Princess Susan's tummy had an anchor shape stitched down the middle. Princess Gayle's tummy looked like cyclops, the belly button as the eye, the stitching as a silly grin. Another princess had a tummy all a-glow in purple and yellow while another princess' was simply pink. Some tummies were tucked up neatly while others looked like railroad tracks leading over Mount Everest. Some tummies were rounded. Some tummies dangled. Some tummies were folded in. Some tummies flopped.
One by one Princess Jane demonstrated the exercises. "Let's go girls!" was her battle cry. One by one the princesses followed. One day followed the next and the princesses gathered again to create beautiful bellies. Side by side they lined up. Tall princesses. Short princesses. Wide princesses. Skinny princesses. Tummies of all shapes and sizes were lined up to become beautiful.
Just as Princess Jane had finished leading the "Hip Hitch" she looked over her hyster sisters laying in rows. She grinned. She giggled. Princess Susan, seeing Jane's grin started to laugh. Princess Gayle snorted. All at once the land was covered in laughing, giggling punctured princesses.
"Tee HEE!" rolled one princess.
"Gaw faaaawwww!" replied another.
"Hehehehehe," giggled one.
Laughing hysterically at each other and the sight they must be, the hyster sisters laughed and laughed, holding their tender bellies while the tears of delight rolled down their cheeks.
In no time at all, Princess Jane's exercise classes were the most popular place to be. Exercising their tender tummies carefully while laughing hysterically, the Punctured Princess' tummies became the most beautiful in all the world.
The King of the Land of Hyster, upon hearing the report of Princess Jane's exercise classes sent out a special decree: "Let it be known, that on this day forward, laughing HYSTERically is the best form of exercise for beautiful bellies." And the Hyster Sisters laughed and applauded the wise king.
And they all lived happily ever after and were hormonally balanced forever. The End.
John Lenihan, M.D.
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-- January NewsletterPost Hysterectomy Fitness and Health is the theme of our January, 2012 newsletter at HysterSisters.com. Visit this link [ More]...
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