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Article: The Stubborn Princess
The Stubborn Princess Berta Post-Op?
Once upon a time in the Land of Hyster there was a precious recently punctured princess named Berta. She was a loving caretaker to her family and a loving caretaker to other families as well. She was loved throughout the entire kingdom because of her kindness. On her day back from the castle after the tailor's work was done on her tummy, she received lots of cards and greetings of "good health" from the Hyster Sisters and from people outside the land. But for all the wonderful qualities and beauty of this princess, she was stubborn.
When she was sent home from the castle with instructions from the tailors and more instructions from the king, she heard them all. She heard the instructions about how much she couldn't lift. She heard the instructions about doing a little bit and resting alot. She heard the cautions about doing too much too soon. She heard about the Pillow Police and their raids on naughty princesses homes. But, thinking she was different, stronger, smarter, she got up out of her pillow pile.
In all the warnings she had heard, there was one she hadn't heard about until it was too late. One day she was caring for a bundle of energy in the form of a two year old child. The tailors stitches weren't feeling very good but she managed to follow the antics of the child all day.
Later that night, in the cover of darkness, smoke billowed from inside a cave as the dangerous dragons were alerted to their mission. Grunting and fussing because they do not like being disturbed from their lazy vacations, they righted themselves onto their stubby feet, polished their claws, and checked their dragon breath and snarls. (Dragons know their most potent weapon is their breath and snarls. The breath makes victims eyes water and the snarls make them shake in their boots.)
Thudding across the Land, the SWAT team of dragons headed to the stubborn princess' house. THey surrounded her house and called to her, "PRINCESS! WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED! GIVE YOURSELF UP!" The princess, not recognizing the fierceness of the group, went on, caring for her household and chasing the toddler. The SWAT team regrouped.
They determined there was no other way but to take the princess Berta by force. Heading back to their positions, the dragons surrounded the house once again and this time they were ready. Three.....Two.....One.....GO! The doors and windows of the princess' house blew in and the ugliest, foulest wind blew through. The stubborn princess' couldn't see from the tears that streamed down her face from the obnoxious odor and fog. She began shaking with fear as one of the dragons grabbed her up and took her back to the castle and presented her to the king.
She's the naughty one, king," the leader of the dragon SWAT team said as he dropped the princess in a new pile of pillows in front of the king. "She's so stubborn, even though she's been given all the warnings. We need to lock her down."
And so the huge lizards with bad breath headed back to their cave to laze around some more, while the king ordered the handmaidens on special duties. "Take special care of this one," he ordered. "She has tried to defy the odds and needs extra tender care. Make sure her chores get done and that she lacks for nothing. "
With that, the king left so the handmaidens could do their tasks while the princess rested and rested some more. In fact, with lots of rest, the princess was back on the road to recovery. Soon, very soon, with extra rest and care, Princess Berta was back among her friends and back to her normal, everyday chores. And this time, they did not wear her down, because she was well from all the rest.
And this princess lived happily every after and was hormonally balanced forever.
The End.
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