HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

When you make sure you use the bathroom before leaving the house because your bladder does not have as much support as before and accidents can happen--especially when you sneeze!

Lol, nice

when people are giving you dirty looks because your children are handling the grocery shopping and you smile sweetly and say....."what can i say i'm lazy this was the only reason i had children".... while trying not to laugh!!

When your 71 year old mother adimently tells you to be careful when you're just trying to find the ketchup in the fridge(no bending or reaching)

You know you've had a hyster when you have a heating pad on your swelly belly & a fan AND a/c both are aimed at you bc your too hot.

Pinkbud- LOVE the comment about the bear. I'm in NH & we are having sightings of black bears being reported daily on the local news (wouldnt have happened even a year or 2 ago).

You know you've had a hyster when you look at a pregnant cat in labor longingly- but only until she eats the placenta(s). Then you start thinking about when HER hyster is going to be.
(This was a stray that showed up in my yard 11days before she delivered & it was 4.5wks post-op for me.)

When your grabbing on to the sink just to go poo!

Thats funny, stubbornunicorn!

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Originally Posted by Ace37 You know you've had a hyster when you have a heating pad on your swelly belly & a fan AND a/c both are aimed at you bc your too hot.

I love it!!

One day I had a heating pad on my belly and a cooling pad on my neck...my hubby just shook his head every time he looked over at me.

LOL!! Last week I had a blanket on my ice cold feet and an icepack ontop of my head..my DH was giving me strange looks too!

You know you've had a hyster when your house is suddenly populated by tiny pillows. Trouble with Tribbles anyone?

When you trip one something and the first thing you do is grab you tummy!