Name that mass?

Hi All - brand new and scheduled for a full abdominal hysto on the 11th (not sure what the acronym for that is yet). I have an ovarian mass the size of a small island and was considering giving it a name. I was wondering if this is too weird or if others have named theirs - and if yes, what kinds of names? In my zanier moments since this all started in motion, I've even thought about asking the doc for a family portrait post removal...Just trying to keep a sense of humor about this.

Hahahahahah... I have a small village of fibroid tumors and polyps and have been trying to figure out what this village should be called, you just made me feel less insane.

Named my 36.4 x 30cm fibroid Cybill since emergency surgery was done on Halloween evening!