LAVH in three days (warning: facetiousness)

LAVH is scheduled for Monday at 1 pm. I am really looking forward to some quality nap time and to no longer having these vampire fibroids draining the life out of me. Thinking about that, I remembered an internet classic that sums up my feelings about surgery:

Charlie the Unicorn goes to Candy Mountain.

"All right! Fine! I'll go into the freakin' candy cave! This better be good..."

sssssshhhhhhuuuhuuunnnnnah"

Thanks for the link. It about covers it all.
Best wishes for Monday.