Need gag gift/joke help

I'm t-minus eight days and counting. Gulp. My sisters, sisters-in-law and mom have arranged a girls' night out dinner for tomorrow night. The theme is "Farewell to Suz' Uterus." lol. I *need* to counter this by giving some mini-door prizes or something goofy. It WOULD be incredibly tacky to individually gift wrap tampons for party favors, wouldn't it. Help me out here with ideas. Can you think of anything uterus themed?

Thanks in advance.

Once I saw THONG panty liners at Walmart. This I had to see. I bought a box and opened it. They are very amusing!!!!! You could get small boxes - easy to wrap!!!

A couple of suggestions for you: if you could find the plastic easter eggs and fill them with jelly beans (black ones) it could be your ovaries with cysts, or you could take the box of tampons and put the hawaiian leis on each one as farewell to it. They have letter balloons that you could spell out uterus as decoration.
Where are you having it? At someones house or a restaurant? That could make a difference on what you do.
Have fun!

Great ideas! I think I'd give a box of tampons as a door prize. THere are ideas on this site for what to do with tampons, you could use those as decorations.

Have fun!

What about a "red velvet" cake? Hmmm...my personal favorite, but.....

I have a running joke with my best friend and my doc about "the alien in a pickle jar". I said I wanted it, my best friend held an important piece of artwork I needed for work hostage until I I promised him he can have it and my doc says they don't make pickle jar big enough so we are both out of luck. I am giving my friend a pic of "the alien" packaged in a pickle jar but depending on the sense of humor of your friends, you could go with peeled plums or the like in small pickle jars. If you don't have the jars, try your local 99 cent store - cheap jars, halfway decent pickles.

(My mother and I joking have been referring to my hyst as the "demolition of the Fibroid Factory". Since the day she is flying in to help me with recovery also happens to be her birthday, I'm getting her a hard hat to wear to "the demolition".)

LOL ... you could make a necklase with the tampons take some string and sting some on lol
hugs
lisa

I read somewhere about a woman and her doc joked around that her fibroid and uterus was so large that she was having a "bouncing baby blob". Maybe some baby deco with a red blob inside. I'm sure a kids craft store would have something to make a red blob.

I'm really liking the alien in a pickle jar idea.

Wind chimes - the larger ones with just 2 or 3 chimes...and tie the tampons to hang beside them!

you could make angels out of the tampons
or wrap them up in red tissue paper and make a fire cracker.

Thanks ladies, excellent suggestions.