Passing Gas....

O.k. did my bowel prep last night (enema, like I said I would rather cut off my arm or something). Any ways scince my stomach is so empty, I now have really bad gas. My DH said "Hey you need to keep that in until after your surgery" Yea right. I knew my alien infested uterus wouldn't let me down. It's only been 5 days scince Aunt Flo left for good. And I'm already
Been like this scince last night.

My DS will get a kick out of this passing gas thing after my surgery. He's only 10 so he already thinks that it's funny, that mom has to pass gas and what not. so embarassing.



Jane

7 hours 15 mins until the begins!

My DD is 16 and she thinks my gas is hysterical. She said she never thought I did that...

I will be thinking of you today.

I will look for your "I'm home" post

Best wishes

Lonny

I wish you safe surgery and fast healing.

Alrighty, Jane ... Let 'em rip, sister

I am a very private person and it has always been taught to the ladies in our family, well, that is just wasn't polite to "poot" in front of others, regardless who they are.

I have been married to DH for 15 years and have yet to let one loose!

My DH had been warned by my and others as well about the gas afterwards and he is extremely excited to think he is going to finally after all of these years, hear me poot.

Is that funny or what?!?

What he doesn't know, is that I will give him a run for his money