doc says to massage it?

You are ALL crakcing me up! Its great to hear all the support, especially when we need it for our so much!!!! I wonder if laughing is a good massage method as well???? Sure seems to help!!
Thanks Sisters!!!!!

i've been massaging it for about 1 week, it truly is going down. it's more like a small cucumber than a banana now. there is hope. anyone else seeing results or am i just fooling myself. 3 weeks post-op and doing quite well.

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Originally Posted by Canabama I learned arting in front of complete strangers (like your room mate's husband) is of no concern cause you would rather offend some guy you'll never see again than explode via your belly button! Besides if he saw me in a store, pointed and said "she farted in front of me" they would think he was on a day pass from the Psych ward...........I learned that bribing the nurses and aides with chocolate brings you an extra custard when that is all you can get down......I learned that if you faint dead-away, from the pre-op heparin shot, that everyone pays much more attention to you and you get to ride into the OR rather than walk in while your *** is hanging out the back of your gown.......I learned that the self-administered morphine button they give you can be confused with the buzz-in button on Jeopardy but you get a buzz none the less....and after several buzzes I think I had an encounter with Alex Trebek. And most importantly I learned that I have the VERY, VERY, VERY best friends, family, co workers, suppliers, clients and kids that anyone could every hope for.......Love to ya'll Carmen

Thank you SO much for that Carmen... That was a GREAT laugh!!

Electrix

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Originally Posted by Olia Anyone notice when sneezing, instead of sounding like "Ah ah aahhhh choo" you now go "Ah ah OOOHHH ****!!"?

More like Ah Ah Owe Owe OOOWWWWEEEEE

Electrix