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07-29-2003, 02:14 PM
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HysterSister
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Posts: 72
Hysterectomy: August 13th, 2003
Surgery Type: TAH
Ovaries: Removed both
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One final call.
The PMS Express is ready to leave the gate. Please stand back and hang, on it's gonna be a bumpy ride.. This is the LAST CALL.. Jump on the wagon and be terrorized at all our stops one FINAL time: the Hormone Jungle, the Red River and the Tear falls, The Numbness of Harriett Hips and her friends the upper thighs, and my personal favorite, Hormonal Psycosis. HP is a fast ride through the Highest of highs and the lowest of lows.. with twists and turns and loops that terrifies any man alive and make children shake in fear at the site. The PMS Express will be retired to the Land of Hyster after it's last stop at the Castle on August 13. It will be dismantled by the King next to the cave of the Dragons with the Bad Breath. All riding will be granted the title of Princess.
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