TLH: Three day notice to quit

THREE DAY NOTICE TO QUIT

To: Auntie Flo and all other reproductive tenants in possession of the premises described as:
Chocolate4Cure's Pelvis

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that within three (3) days after service on you of this notice, you must quit and surrender possession of the premises described above to the owner or the owner's agent. If you fail to vacate and surrender possession of the premises within the three-day period, you will be forcibly removed from the premises and legal proceedings will be further commenced against you including to recover the judgment for TREBLE damages for your unlawful detention of the premises, together with the costs of the suit. Further, to remain on premises will be in violation of judge's order, thus you could be subject to contempt of court and may be subject to imprisonment.

You are remaining in possession of the premises after being evicted and you remain without permission of the owner. This notice is being served pursuant to California Code of Civil Procedure Section 1161(a) and other such nonsense.

Dated this 8th Day of August, 2009.

The Management

Proof of Service
I, the undersigned, being at least 18 years of age, declare under penalty of perjury that I served the above notice, of which this is a true copy, on the above-mentioned tenant(s) in possession, in the manner indicated below:
[x] On 8th August 2009, Posted on Hystersisters.com.

Executed shortly thereafter.

Served by Chocolate4Cure.

I was just telling my husband this morning, that I was going to write a letter to "Aunt Flo" and I was going to evict her, how funny. She has until the 27th to pack up her belongings because at 8am, she will be out. There would be professionals with me to assist in this process and to not make a fuss. Haha, thanks for the laugh!

As always , you serve up a wonderful feast of laughs ! You should have your surgeon sign this . I bet he/she would also get a chuckle from it.
Keep posting how you are progressing , OK ?
You will be in my thoughts and prayers.

Holly

thanks for the chuckle; this is great, I would normally be expecting auntie to visit me around now but she and her cohorts was evicted on 7-9 (2days after her last visit).... thoughts and prayers with you

I trust she will leave graciously, taking all her possessions and no goods and chattels which might prove useful to Chocolate4Cure.
J

Wonderful!

Auntie Flo:

Your attempt to block the ventilation system by pouring Quickcrete down the air shaft is not appreciated, legal, nor successful. The costs of repairing the system will be borne by you.

At exactly 8:30 AM tomorrow morning, enforcement personnel will be at the premises to remove you and all of you belongs, including any add-ons you may have constructed. They are authorized to use force to make this happen. Further, the neighbors have been notified and will not be available for you to use in any manner.

You've known about this move for months. Do not attempt to make it worse by taking hostages, pouring Quickcrete down drains, or any other of the shenanigans tenants have attempted over the years. The enforcement personnel have seen it all and are prepared for any eventuality.

The outcome is simple. A. You will be removed and arrested for illegal squatting, property damage, and bringing excessive weight on premises. You will be sent to a proper treatment facility for evaluation of the emotional outbursts, threats to yourself and others, and the self-damaging behavior. B. You can give yourself up now and we'll drop the charges so long as you get treatment and remove yourself from the premises. Either way, you will not longer be a tenant of the premises.

The Managment

Chocolate4Cure,

You are too Funny!
Good Luck.

Chocolate , you are an amazing person ! I will be praying with the troops as the marching orders are carried out.

Take care and I know all will go well. Keep us posted as soon as you feel able , OK ?

Holly

HYSTERASKOPY,
I am also from South west Michigan, where are you located?? I am near Three Rivers.