Finally! A diagnosis. Here's what I had:
ectocervix with no histopathologic abnormality
endocervix with squamous metaplasia, chronic cervicitis, and nabothian cyst formation
weakly proliferative endometrium
myometrium with multiple leiomyomata and foci of adenomyosis
right ovary with no histpathologic abnormality
right fallopian tube with no histopathologic abnormality
left ovary with surface adhesion formation
left fallopian tube with paratubal cyst formation
no evidence of malignancy
Isn't that cool? Cysts, adhesions, tumors, inflamation, all kinds of stuff! Also one ovary was twice as big as the other one.
It's like, I totally had cooties!
Boy, am I glad all that stuff is gone.