I'm a freakshow.

joano, i do believe i said raise your glass or mugs. not spew its contence, you are so funny too. lol

i hope you do not have sugar in your coffee, that will be a sticky situation that will probabley cause the keys to jam.

ever laughed in surprize and lost your drink through your nose.
let me tell you thats quite a treat..

when i read your post i laughed so hard, i felt gratefull im not post op cause i would have busted stiches for shure.

you all have good stories to tell.
take care..

cant stop chuckling to myself.....
i can just picture it joano, ill be weary of drinking and reading in the future. thanks..

I love this thread. My surgery isn't for another two weeks. I've lysoled my house a billion times all ready LOL. This is too funny. My poor DD got sick in the car yesterday on the way home and I was horrified to clean it up. In fear I'd get it too. It nice to know I'm not the only one in this world being a germafobe

Hi
I dunno if anyone else had said this already but uou may wanna avoid sex as well cos I ended up with a UTI and had my op cancelled!!!!! <Oops! Let's keep this thread PG rated. >

Sorry to hear you had to cancel.

Oh I so needed a good laugh this morning. I have to sike myself up to go to sell cookies at my kids elem school for afew hours. Trying to find enough sanatizer and debating on wearing a face mask ( )not really would scare the little germ spreaders. I'll just hold my breath as much as possible and think I'll let someone else collect the money. It gets so gross after they hold the quarters in their hands. Only 6 more days for me keeping my fingers crossed but trying keep my nerves down. Wish me luck i'll let you know tonight how well my cookie sales went.

Good Luck pushing them cookies You'll do fine. Take your hand sanitizer

Yeah...and I usually remind the future to BREATHE!!!

You can forget that!
Do not breathe, and stay VERY far away from those little buggers!

I just looked in the mirror and came to the conclusion that Revlon ain't gonna make it.....a gas mask might vastly improve my appearance.

Heading off to Army Surplus Store. (who said this phobia leaves post-op?)

joano