Good Philosophy on Housework while Recouping!!

MY PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING!
I don't do windows because ... I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.

I don't wax floors because ... I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible( plus they may sue me.)

I don't mind the dust bunnies because .. They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.

I don't disturb cobwebs because ... I want every creature to have a home of their own.

I don't Spring Clean because ... I love all the seasons
and don't want the others to get jealous.

I don't pull weeds in the garden because .. I don't want to get in God's way, HE is an excellent designer!

I don't put things away because ... my loved ones will never be able to find them again.

I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because .

I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.

I don't iron because .. I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press".

I don't stress much on anything because ...

"A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!!

;-)

Gotta agree with you on, well, all of these!!
LOL

Ohhhh...if only I could get my obsessive personality to adopt this philosophy...I'm sure it would save me lots of pain...

I am going to have to print that one off and hang it up. Thanks for the perspective.

That was so funny & original of you! You're so right we don't have to fuss over husework while recouperating! I really had a laugh!

Love it!!

I love it!

I hope, if you don't mind, if I copy and send it to all my type A friends.

Nancy