Ok, Sisters! My family has always told me that I take everything to the extremes. So here goes...
I spent this entire morning preparing a Post-Op Notice to be hung outside my recovery room after the surgery. I even put it on a nice Scroll-type paper. It reads...
Hear, Ye! Hear, Ye!
Beyond this door lies a newly Punctured Princess
from the Land of Hyster. Her visit to the castle
went as planned with the tailors doing their
best sewing, and the handmaidens making her
feel as comfortable as possible.
By order of the King,
the following will be provided while she is on
her road to recovery.
1. Rest, rest, and more rest!
2. Plenty of pillows: the back pillow, the seatbelt pillow, the body pillow, the tuck-in pillow, the giggle pillow, the under-the-knees pillow, the cough pillow, and the throne donut pillow will be at the ready for whenever needed.
3. Prayers will be given for a speedy recovery, and for the correct balance of hormones to be identified quickly.
4. Toys will be kept off the floor so she can take much needed, short walks around the house without tripping or stumbling.
5. Dust, clutter, and messes will be kept to a minimum so as not to temp our Princess to bend, stretch, or over-do it before she has been released to do so by the king.
6. Visits will be short and sweet, so as not to disturb her much needed rest and healing.
7. Hugs, loving, and kind words will be mandatory in large amounts.
8. Old movies will be kept at the ready, and control of the remote will travel with the Princess from room to room.
9. Plenty of cool water will be kept near her bedside.
10. All meals will be light and bowel friendly.
11. Baths will not be allowed for a few weeks, so remember that our Princess may feel cranky and not look her best.
Any question, comment, or requests to provide help will be
taken up with Mr. Hyster Sister Steve.
If these rules are strictly adhered to, this new Hyster Sister
will be up and about in no time at all.
And she will live happily ever after and be hormonally balanced forever.
The End.
New Notice for Post-Op Door
That totally Rocks!!!! If that doesn't get their attention then nothing will!!! I love it.
I love that! Its so cute! Thanks for posting it here for us to read! 
