thought I would share this little funny....

> > LADIES BUMPER STICKERS
> >
> > 1. SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.
> >
> > 2. GOD MADE US SISTERS; PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.
> >
> > 3. IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN'T GOING.
> >
> > 4. MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS.
> >
> > 5. PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES,
> > SEEKS FROG.
> >
> > 6. COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN. . . SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER
> > RICH.
> >
> > 7. DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN.
> >
> > 8. IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.
> >
> > 9. DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF.
> >
> > 10. I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN-AND I HAVE A GUN.
> >
> > 11. GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. JUST KIDDING!
> >
> > 12. NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES.
> >
> > 13. AND YOUR POINT IS...?
> >
> > 14. WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.
> >
> > 15. OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST
> > TIME.
> >
> > 16. DON'T START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.
> >
> > 17. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, SO PLEASE SHUT UP.
> >
> > 18. ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.
> >
> > 19. I'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE.
> >
> > 20. HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?
> >
> > 21. SORRY IF I LOOKED INTERESTED. I'M NOT.
> >
> > 23. IF WE ARE WHAT WE EAT, I'M FAST, CHEAP AND EASY.
> >
> > 24. DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE
> > BODIES.
> >
>

Very appropriate Maria!