Goodbye Aunt Flo

I am going to apologize in advance. I hope you guys appreciate my sense of humor. This is therapy for me. I write all sorts of poetry and I would not be able to share this particular piece of poetry with anybody but my hystersisters.

The Obituary

Today, we say one last goodbye to my Aunt Flo.
Aunt Flo lived a long and very productive life. She has made an impact in my life like no other relative. During her life I could always depend on her to show up whenever I was having an important event. She made her appearances at graduations, weddings, big dinners. Whenever it was important for me to look and feel my best. Aunt Flo never came alone either. She always brought her children (my cousins) Cousin Pain, Cousin Discomfort, and Uncle Bloating. As a matter of fact, in all the years since I have personally known Aunt Flo, she has never been without Uncle Bloating. Wherever she was he was never far behind. For the last two years of her life, Aunt Flo loved me so much that whenever she came by, which was at least monthly she stayed longer, and her impact lasted longer. Her mom (Fibroids must have been feeding Aunt Flo monthly because during her last years she got bigger and whenever she talked she flowed very heavy. She must not have been happy at home because whenever she came to see me she seemed to stay forever. So we say goodbye to Aunt Flo and may she forever Rest In Peace.

Very clever-thanks for the laugh! Hope everything goes well for you on June 19!

too cute! bye aunt flo

Thanks for the laugh,

OH MY GOODNESS, that is SOOO FUNNY!! Thanks for a good laugh!!

Beth

I'll miss Aunt Flo - NOT!!!

Great obituary, samila!

Thanks lovecarats and everyone who has helped me say goodbye to AF in style. She is making her final appearance this week. She should be gone forever by Sunday and surgery on Monday.