Problem

I have a problem that I think some of my sisters will understand. I went for my 8 week checkup today and was release for just about everything (except lifting). Doc said I could have SEX, but the men I chased today ran faster than I can right now! Doctor's orders, and I can't fill them!

Thanks for all the words of wisdom during this time! This site is wonderful!

You gave me a good laugh. I guess you will just have to run faster.

That was very funny!!!! Too bad I won't loan out my DH. He hasn't gotten any in awhile and isn't going to. Good luck on your mission and thank you for the laugh!!

Gives me more reason to get in shape!

I can relate! I got the go-ahead, and my boyfriend was willing to experiment with me. Let's just say that the experiment was a resounding success! Now the darn bugger is going to Florida for a week to go golfing with the guys. I want to play with my new toys, and he's going to swing golf clubs and bond with the guys.

You ladies are great!! That is so funny!!
I'd say sneak up on 'em, knock 'em over the head with a club and drag 'em back to your cave.
Since you can't lift them...doc said nothing about draggin' 'em right?
Go get 'em girl!!

If u R REALLY desperate, call Dateline NBC (2 catch a predator), ask them 2 set up a sting operation 4 ya, they always show up!

u should put a warning on your post so new op's don't read it,
it may hurt them 2 laugh!

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Originally Posted by capemay If u R REALLY desperate, call Dateline NBC (2 catch a predator), ask them 2 set up a sting operation 4 ya, they always show up! u should put a warning on your post so new op's don't read it, it may hurt them 2 laugh!

Brilliant! And who wouldn't want a booty call with a girl they can't knock up? They can be assured they won't end up on Maury!

Ladies - this was the best hyst related laugh session I've had yet. Thanks for the great bits of humor... sometimes we need to laugh to put it all back into perspective.

Best wishes for quick healing... and the ability to continue laughing.

you girls made me laugh so hard i had tears in my eyes!!!!! just glad i didn't read this my first week post op. . .couldn't control holding my stomach and wiping the tears from my eyes at the same time-love it, love it, love it--sparkey