Surgery upcoming

After my doc explained all the procedural details about my TVH with A&P repairs and McCalls Culdoplasty...

I took a minute and considered everything he had told me... and I told him:

"If you cut my you know what in half on the top, AND on the bottom, AND tack it in the back... and sew it all back up the way you think it should go...

...then it's brand new again.

THAT MEANS I GET MY CERTIFICATE BACK!

And I expect a nice T-shirt that says 'I've got a brand new hoo - hoo' "

He just shook his head at me and laughed...

ROFLMAO that is funny. Never thought of it that way. Thanks for the smile tonight. Good luck with your surgery and let us know if you get that shirt.

LOL Tracy,

I told my husband I'm a 48 year old virgin and he corrected me -- a 48 year old virgin WITH experience.

Take care of you.

Too funny! You definitely deserve the tee shirt!
Cheers,
Katie

That is so funny!

Looks like you have a great relationship with your Dr too, always a good thing to have as I think it makes sure they remember you when they are treating you in theatre and try that bit harder :-)