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  #1  
Unread 04-13-2002, 08:46 AM
Funny Song

Hi Sisters,
My friends threw me my Hyster Sister party last night and it was so much fun. When you came in the door you recieved a tiara.....a white one if you had a Hyst., a pink one if you could still have babies, and a purple one if you were in menopause.
They had a huge very real looking prescription bottle filled with gummy bears that said 'estrogen'. All the plates and accessories said 'Glamour girl'. They gave me gifts and they got their gift ideas from this web site about how to treat a punctured princess. We played a game called 'Moods' and also had a hair and makeup contest which was very funny. I think the funniest part of all was at the end. They brought the Karaoke machine and re wrote the lyrics to the song 'I will survive' and they made me sing it.
I'd like to share the lyrics with you so you can have a today as well.
I WIll Survive

At first I was afraid I was petrified
kept thinking I could never live
without my uterus inside
Then I spent so many nights
just feeling sorry for myself
and I grew strong
and I learned how to get it gone
and so your out
your out the door
I just hope that Dr. Dan does not drop it on the
floor
I hope he'll do some extra work
a little nip and tuck
I wish he'd make me bigger boobs
and suck the fat off of my butt

Go on now sew
I'll be sore
But thats ok now
cause your not welcome anymore
Were'nt you the one who tried to hurt
me with the cramps
and when I sneezed
You know I always peed my pants

Oh yes its I
I will survive
As long as I know how to love I know
I'll stay alive
I have all my life to live and I have all my love to
give
I'll survive
I will survive
Hey Hey


Keep Smilin,
Shay
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  #2  
Unread 04-13-2002, 08:53 AM
Lucky Lucky Girl

I cant believe you have friends who are that wonderful. How incredibly lucky and fab for you. The party must have made you feel so loved.

I dig the song and I am gonna save it if you dont mind.....

God Bless and good luck with your surgery

cindy

TAH possible BSO on 4.23
  #3  
Unread 04-13-2002, 08:57 AM
OMG

That is just too fantastic!!
I found myself signing the song with the "new and updated" lyrics and was tappin my toes!!
You have a wonderful group of friends to do this for you and I am POSITIVE that they will be there for you in aspects of your recovery just as your "Hyster Sisters" will!!
Was feeling a bit down this morning but this lifted my spirits.
Thanks so much for sharing this!!
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  #4  
Unread 04-13-2002, 10:05 AM
Funny Song

Wow, Shay!
I am actually teary-eyed thinking of your fabulous party and sweet friends.
You must be a wonderful friend yourself to elicit such a response from them.
That song is priceless! Thanks for passing it along.
cecee
  #5  
Unread 04-13-2002, 10:16 AM
I was rolling !!!!

I too hope you don't mind I sent it to 2 of my hystersisters !!! Just in case it got overlooked !!!!
My surgery is Monday....I'm almost ready with all my things to get done !!!!
Still more cleaning and wash !
Drinking coffee !!! An inner peace has come over me for this moment because I have 2 DEAR sisters from here..... Dawn Marie Jones and Paula Jones........OH wow I just realised both Jones !!!!
How strange is that? and in different parts of the US !!!!
DOUBLE JONES help !!!! Thank you lord !
Shay how very lucky you are to have such WONDERFUL FRIENDS !!!!!!
Have a Happy Sat.
I love you all !!!!!
Deborah
PS you should record that song for hysters motto song !!! It was GREAT !!!! SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
  #6  
Unread 04-13-2002, 10:29 AM
Funny Song

How lucky you are!! As I just posted this morning on how my friends discluded me last night, how wonderful it would be to have such fantastic friends as yours! That song is great!!
It is so great that your friends know how much it means to have such support and love at a time like this!
  #7  
Unread 04-13-2002, 12:36 PM
Fun, Fun, Fun

That is just the best!
Thanks for sharing.
I loved the "gummy bear" part.
  #8  
Unread 04-13-2002, 01:06 PM
Funny Song

Hi Shay!

WOW! How fun! And what a great song! I can picture it now, all the gals in their crowns, being various levels of royalty!

Sounds like you've really done it up right, and that you have some wonderful friends to support you there, as well as here!

Thank you for sharing your celebration with us ~ soon there will be even more celebration when you are home from the castle enjoying a nice, smooth recovery, being a pampered princess

((((((((HUGS))))))))

PS. You should post that song parody in the Poetry section of this site!
  #9  
Unread 04-13-2002, 02:25 PM
Funny Song

Shay

Thanks for sharing. Love the song. It could easily become this site's themesong.

You must have a wonderful circle of friends. The party sounds like it was a riot.

All the very best to you for your surgery and recovery.

Gail
  #10  
Unread 04-13-2002, 02:54 PM
Funny Song

Really great song!
What brilliant friends you must have!
Hope all goes well
Debs
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