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The Menopause Christmas song The Menopause Christmas song

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Unread 12-20-2002, 07:15 AM
The Menopause Christmas song

Anyone else fit this??? Hey at least I am starting to laugh at myself. Maybe that's a good sign?

I'm getting nuttin for Christmas,
Dear Hubby and kids are all mad.
I'm getting nuttin for Christmas,
Cuz I aint been nuttin but bad.

I bit the head off of my son,
He went and snitched on me.
They see me coming they all run,
Or risk the third degree.

I bawled at daughters Christmas show,
Cussed because it dared to snow.
Christmas shopping? H*ll no.
What the hecks wrong with me?

Oh, I'm getting nuttin for Christmas
I'm sure Santa's seen me be bad,
I'm getting nuttin for Christmas,
And I don't give a crap if he's mad!!
Unread 12-20-2002, 11:07 AM
isn't there a verse missing here?

That sings about the surgeon's wife getting a new diamond ring and nothing for us?

Cute song, I needed a laugh! Now if Santa would bring me hormonal balance for Christmas. How would one gift wrap that one?
Unread 12-20-2002, 02:12 PM
The Menopause Christmas song

Shazz, that was too funny! Guess we might as well learn to laugh about it. A sense of humor goes a long way to help us feel better. Thanks for sharing!

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