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Unread 02-06-2009, 07:44 PM
Hubby Humor--Good for a Laugh

Playing the comedian is my hubby’s method of handling adverse situations. First I must say my hubby’s been great, very supportive.

I had a vaginal hysterectomy with an A&P repair, perinealplasty, etc., in other words I’m stitched top, front, back & bottom. I’m over 7 weeks, but still having problems.

He get this huge grin on his face & asks, “So tell me, when are the ‘Under Construction’ signs going to be removed from Franken-vagina?” He used did use a more colorful word for vagina.

I haven't laughed so hard in quite a while!
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Unread 02-06-2009, 07:53 PM
Hubby Humor--Good for a Laugh

Good for you both! Definitely the best way to view the world, through humor!!
Unread 02-06-2009, 07:54 PM
Hubby Humor--Good for a Laugh

Oh, thank you for sharing that! My husband's been asking me how I feel every day, and I'm thinking that's code for something. My doctor cleared me earlier this week for sex any time, but I'm not quite ready to mention that to the guy sitting on the other side of the room right now.
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Unread 02-07-2009, 03:41 PM
Hubby Humor--Good for a Laugh

Funny! I'm glad your DH was able to make you laugh.....after all, they say laughter is the best medicine!

And while we're on the subject of funny things that DH's say, mine came into our room the other day while I was getting dressed. He told me he was in the mood to go to Benihana for dinner. I didn't think anything of it until he also said he had a craving for one of their drinks that comes in the 'Buddah' shaped glass. That's when I realized he was making fun of bald head and squishy belly reminded him of a Buddah! I then told him to rub my belly and make a wish. I won't tell you what he wished for, but I will tell you that he didn't get it!
Unread 02-07-2009, 03:51 PM
Hubby Humor--Good for a Laugh

Humor can always lighten the atmosphere. I was having trouble with some bloody drainage after they took my vag pack out the first day. Everytime I stood up blood would run down my leg (following the path of the catheter) even though I had a huge pad between my legs. The nurse and I figured out why it kept running down that she suggested sticking a 4x4 (gauze) up there around the other side of the catheter. My DH eyes got huge and said, "A 4x4????? Up there?" We all got a chuckle once I explained to him that we were not talking "lumber."

Take care,
Unread 02-07-2009, 04:10 PM
Hubby Humor--Good for a Laugh

My husband had me in stitches the other day.I was getting dressed after a shower and i was walking around the bedroom with just my huge Knickers on.He walked in the bedroom saw me and Just said."bloody hell ive married my mother" His mother is 81 and wears bloomers.I just paraded around the room and just replied "you know you want me right now"I was holding my stomach for life.It was sooo funny LOL it hurt to laugh but that didnt stop me

Unread 02-07-2009, 04:25 PM
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Hey Luv U Guys Really Making Me Laugh Wish My Hubby Had S.o.h But Sadly No. But You Lot Keep It Up Its What Keeps The Rest Of Us Going.good Luck To You All Xxxxx
Unread 02-07-2009, 05:30 PM
Hubby Humor--Good for a Laugh

I love this thread!!!! SOH, I love that code. I am going to use it all the time now. Hopefully I will get some of it, too. I think I should get some of that yellow "caution" tape next time I am at Home Depot. I can put a strip of it on his side of the bed, since I'll be in there on my side and he still can't have any of it. Mindy
Unread 02-07-2009, 07:15 PM
Hubby Humor--Good for a Laugh

I just have to thank you ALL.....these posts were SO FUNNY!!! I will definetly share with my DH!!

THANKS Sisters!!

Take care, I care!
Unread 02-07-2009, 07:54 PM
Hubby Humor--Good for a Laugh

Great stuff ladies - keep it coming.

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