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HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...
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01-29-2010, 05:49 PM
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HysterSister
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Posts: 1,108
Hysterectomy: December 15th, 2009
Surgery Type: TVH
Ovaries: Kept 1 or both
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Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...
...when you can stare at the same page of a book for 20 minutes and not have a CLUE of what is on that page!
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01-29-2010, 06:19 PM
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HysterSister
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Posts: 4,241
Hysterectomy: June 18th, 2008
Surgery Type: SAH
Ovaries: Removed both
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Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...
That is SO me. LOL
You know you had a hysterectomy when mid sentence you stop and try to remember what you were going to say.
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01-29-2010, 06:56 PM
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HysterSister
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Posts: 277
Hysterectomy: January 18th, 2010
Surgery Type: SAH
Ovaries: Removed both
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Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...
..when your DH uses your surgery as an excuse to get an extension on a homework assignment. "I have had to help her out with everything and not had much time."
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01-29-2010, 09:47 PM
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HysterSister
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Posts: 57
Hysterectomy: December 30th, 2009
Surgery Type: TVH
Ovaries: Kept 1 or both
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Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...
You know you had a hysterectomy when the only way you know you actually did get some sleep is by how much sweat is on your body...
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01-29-2010, 09:53 PM
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HysterSister
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Posts: 89
Hysterectomy: December 7th, 2009
Surgery Type: TAH
Ovaries: Removed both
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Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...
That is me - I had a new one but now I can't remember!
Oh, I remember!!
You thought that getting older and having to use all those creams to keep your face looking young would end there - on your face! hehehe I had no idea I would have to add an extra 30 seconds to my morning routine to add a dab of stuff to keep me from feeling dry elsewhere!
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01-30-2010, 04:46 AM
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HysterSister
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Posts: 4,241
Hysterectomy: June 18th, 2008
Surgery Type: SAH
Ovaries: Removed both
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Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...
You know you had a hysterectomy when you spend hundreds of dollars in the local drug store on......
eye lift cream
neck lift cream
eye puffy cream
anti-aging cream
night moisturizer
day moisterizer
afternoon mositruizer
moisturizer to wear under make up
the avoid "turkey neck" moisturizer
anti sagging cream
the get rid of laugh lines mositurizer
get rid crows feet mositurizer
plump up your lips stuff
body sculpting cream ( you know the one...you apply it daily and it gives your body definition????) heres a definition.. I have had a hysterectomy, there is NO cream going to get rid of swelly belly
Im sure there are more.....but I can't remember them
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01-30-2010, 08:43 AM
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HysterSister
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Posts: 1,108
Hysterectomy: December 15th, 2009
Surgery Type: TVH
Ovaries: Kept 1 or both
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Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...
Oh my gosh! That is SOOOO funny!
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01-30-2010, 10:03 AM
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HysterSister
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Posts: 130
Hysterectomy: December 4th, 2009
Surgery Type: TVH
Ovaries: Removed both
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Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...
AHHHHhhhhh, this is Sooo true! I am ready to cheat and start...a snow storm kept me from my 8wk appt, so one more week to get a go ahead! (looong no sex rule due to so many procedures done at one time)
...when you want to cheat on the 'sex' prohibition but you keep telling DH you are scared! And he has 'all' the lubes ready to go!
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01-30-2010, 10:15 AM
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HysterSister
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Posts: 130
Hysterectomy: December 4th, 2009
Surgery Type: TVH
Ovaries: Removed both
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Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...
I am laughing so much!!!!
The turkey neck!!!!!
...when you are reading about the creams While you are applying the anti wrinkle cream to your face....and realize...HEY! I Did Not Know There Was One For Turkey NECK!!!!
...when you resort to an All Liquid Diet just so you do not have too many BM's!
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01-30-2010, 10:30 AM
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HysterSister
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Posts: 1,108
Hysterectomy: December 15th, 2009
Surgery Type: TVH
Ovaries: Kept 1 or both
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Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...
...or you just don't eat much in hopes that it will SOMEHOW help swelly belly!
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