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Unread 01-12-2013, 07:43 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

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... when you hand out your remaining tampons to your co-workers to celebrate never having to buy them again. (I did this on my first day back to work!)
LOL. I was planning on doing the same thing when I go back.
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  #602  
Unread 01-12-2013, 08:05 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

You know you've had a hysterectomy when you feel like a toddler potty training. You have to relearn what it feels like when you need to pee.
  #603  
Unread 01-19-2013, 10:41 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

When you lay in bed on a Saturday night typing away on a hysterectomy website. : )
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  #604  
Unread 01-20-2013, 01:10 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

Text every female you know and let them know Operation "insert again" = success! Lmao!
  #605  
Unread 02-15-2013, 10:31 AM
HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

Ok. It's official. They have turned me into a man. All day I sit around flipping channels, farting, and wondering what someone is going to fix me for supper!!!
  #606  
Unread 02-16-2013, 04:06 AM
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Ok. It's official. They have turned me into a man. All day I sit around flipping channels, farting, and wondering what someone is going to fix me for supper!!!
Daisy.
  #607  
Unread 02-18-2013, 03:46 AM
HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

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Ok. It's official. They have turned me into a man. All day I sit around flipping channels, farting, and wondering what someone is going to fix me for supper!!!
hahaha This cracked me up!! Love it.
  #608  
Unread 02-19-2013, 06:41 AM
HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

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Ok. It's official. They have turned me into a man. All day I sit around flipping channels, farting, and wondering what someone is going to fix me for supper!!!
Lmao!!
  #609  
Unread 02-19-2013, 05:40 PM
HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

....when coughing makes you crab your vagina!


....when your DH (who never ever calls from work) calls twice a day to ask how your BM's are going!!! lol
  #610  
Unread 02-19-2013, 09:05 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

When you are excited to never need feminine products, only to find out your paying at least twice as much on hormone therapy.
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