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Unread 05-18-2017, 12:40 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

You know you had hysterectomy when you stand in front of the deep freeze with a fan to cool off

You know you had a hysterectomy When you run around the house with only a tshirt and underwear on and nothing else.
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Unread 06-13-2017, 02:26 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

...you're trying to convince your family that ALL the popsicles melted in the fridge when everything else is still frozen!

...a 20lb bag of ice excites you more than chocolate!

...passing gas feels better than a massage!
  #773  
Unread 06-13-2017, 10:56 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

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And you feel proud and happily listen to their advice re BM and fibre for next 10 minutes because 1) you finally have the time and 2) this is probably your only chance at social interaction outside house for weeks!!
OMG I have always been an in-and-out shopper but as of lately I'm a "Chatty Kathy!" I can't help it the walls are closing in ROFL



I love these posts... They really make my day!
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  #774  
Unread 06-15-2017, 07:31 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

You know you've had a hysterectomy when you can't remember when or why you ever wore a bra.
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Unread 06-28-2017, 05:08 PM
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All true and so amusing.
  #776  
Unread 07-27-2017, 12:28 PM
HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

Maybe it's because my appetite has returned and I'm eating more than I have in the last 3 weeks, but my whole abdomen is huge right now -- like right-after-surgery-huge. Yesterday I had AWFUL period-like cramps. Sitting all day on my office chair is no bueno. I know I'm PMSing ("should" be starting my period on 8/2).

Sugarandspice said in a post that most period cramps are actually from intestinal cramping.

It's not constipation. The myriad of laxatives, etc., I've been ingesting blew the pipes wide open yesterday.

I feel like I get rid of one discomfort only to gain a new one.

Sigh.
  #777  
Unread 07-27-2017, 12:30 PM
HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

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Originally Posted by cocobutter82 View Post
You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

...you're trying to convince your family that ALL the popsicles melted in the fridge when everything else is still frozen!

...a 20lb bag of ice excites you more than chocolate!

...passing gas feels better than a massage!
You just sparked an after surgery memory about the gas. My husband tells me (I don't remember) that I asked him to massage my lower belly to get the gas out.

And I am also obsessed with ice.
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