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HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...
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10-22-2014, 09:50 PM
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HysterSister
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Posts: 47
Hysterectomy: July 8th, 2014
Surgery Type: TLH
Ovaries: Kept 1 or both
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HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...
you look pregnant when you don't even have a uterus! Lol (still 4 months post op!! 😳
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10-23-2014, 12:18 AM
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HysterSister
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Posts: 85
Hysterectomy: September 16th, 2014
Surgery Type: TLH
Ovaries: Kept 1 or both
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Re: HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...
that's so true. Bahhaha
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10-23-2014, 12:23 AM
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HysterSister
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Posts: 85
Hysterectomy: September 16th, 2014
Surgery Type: TLH
Ovaries: Kept 1 or both
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Re: HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...
This Is so the way I do my oldest daughter she a RN. And my hubby.
I had to call my daughter & read her this she said now at least she knows I'm normal. Lol..
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10-23-2014, 06:25 AM
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Posts: 727
Hysterectomy: August 19th, 2014
Surgery Type: TAH
Ovaries: Kept 1 or both
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Re: HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...
When the end of the day comes and the first thing to come off is not the bra from under the shirt but the, creeping, biting, viscous panty band from the abdomen you were so sure would look like the ______ lingerie model after surgery but instead an ebb and flow swelly belly.
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10-26-2014, 01:41 PM
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HysterSister
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Posts: 89
Hysterectomy: October 20th, 2014
Surgery Type: TAH
Ovaries: Kept 1 or both
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Re: HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...
You know you've had a hysterectomy when your husband offers to do the "poopy dance" because I haven't pooped yet and the crazy thing is...it works!
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10-27-2014, 06:26 PM
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Posts: 727
Hysterectomy: August 19th, 2014
Surgery Type: TAH
Ovaries: Kept 1 or both
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Re: HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...
Now there is a husband who supports his wife! ; )
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10-27-2014, 09:49 PM
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HysterSister
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Posts: 530
Hysterectomy: October 8th, 2014
Surgery Type: DvH
Ovaries: Removed both
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Re: HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...
You know you have had a hysterectomy when your husband used to stink you out of the room with his farts, and now you stink him out of the entire house with yours. I sure can rip them pretty good right now, it is funny!!!
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10-28-2014, 12:02 AM
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HysterSister
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Posts: 222
Hysterectomy: January 1st, 1937
Surgery Type: DvH
Ovaries: Removed both
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Re: HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...
you know you've had a hysterectomy when you wake yourself up yelling "I dont want to be a princess. I don't want to be a princess. I DON'T WANT TO BE A PRINCESS."
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10-28-2014, 07:46 AM
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HysterSister
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Posts: 16
Hysterectomy: September 24th, 2014
Surgery Type: LAVH
Ovaries: Kept 1 or both
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Re: HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...
The first time you drive somewhere alone, overdo it and then contemplate calling hubby to come get you cause you are just too exhausted to drive back home.
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10-28-2014, 10:07 AM
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HysterSister
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Posts: 89
Hysterectomy: October 20th, 2014
Surgery Type: TAH
Ovaries: Kept 1 or both
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HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...
That's funny!
My gas issues actually calmed down since the hysterectomy. I told my dh it was fibroid farts and I think I was right LOL
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