Divorce Court is Now in Session! Rattle VS Uterus!

Judge Judy: Rattle, you have summoned the court today.

Rattle: Yes I have Judge Judy. I have come because I wish to divorce.

Judy: Who do you wish to divorce?

Rattle: My Uterus.

Judy: Why do you wish to divorce your uterus?

Rattle: It has been comming out and beating me up making me bleed and has growen very large cysts.

Judy: Your telling me that your uterus has been comming outside of your body and beating you making you bleed?

Rattle: Yes it has, well, mabey not comming outside of my body, but it feels like it.

Judy: Indeed Rattle. Let's take a 10 minute lobby.

(10 minutes pass)

Judy: Court is now back in session. Rattle, I have brought someone here that you may want to meet. Dr. Tasmanian, meet Rattle, your next patient. Rattle, Dr. Tasmanian is going to take your uterus out.

Dr. Tasmanian: Good afternoon Rattle, nice to meet you. I hear you have an issue with your uterus?

Rattle: Yes I do indeed. It's been quite the trouble maker lately.

Judy: Rattle said it was comming out of her body and beating her.

Dr. Tasmanian: Well, well... sounds like we have quite the case here. Let's see Rattle, I believe I'm going to need a little more info. Now when you say it's comming out and beating you, do you mean the pain is feeling like that?

Rattle: Yes indeed I do.

Dr. Tasmanian: Well then, looks like we need to do some surgery on you. I am going to schedule surgery for 7:30am on Thursday.

Rattle: Why thank-you. What excantially are you going to do?

Dr. Tasmanian: I am going to preform a TAH on you.

Rattle: Thanks! I already know what that is! I've been with the HysterSisters for a while!

Judy: This court is adjurned! Good luck Rattle!