HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

You have no problem walking around the house with your big belly and all its scars exposed to the world, just to be comfortable!!

When your husband is on standby and waiting for your next command....love it!!!

You know you had a hysterectomy when your DH is not complaining for not having sex for weeks!!!

When your husband is preparing for winter, and proceeds to remove the air conditioner unit from the window, and I say "STEP AWAY FROM THE AIR CONDITIONER", and he stops and leaves the room, without even arguing about it.

When you prefer to wear the granny panties

When you finally get hospital permission to take your large breed dog for its two mile walk you get so excited that you made it you post it on Facebook and twitter even though it took you twice as long as pre op because your not as fit as you were twelve weeks ago

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Originally Posted by Bc2010 When you prefer to wear the granny panties

YES! ... and highrise jeans

You know you had a hyster when you openly park in the Expectant Mother parking spot and just wait for someone to make a remark!!!!!

When you laugh every time your iPeriod app warns you that you haven't entered period information!! I use it only to track symptoms

You know you've had a hysterectomy when....
Your district nurse can't take your staples out cos your belly is wobbling from laughing so much at this thread!!!
Thanks ladies😝