No more bullying

Dear Uterus,
It has been decided that you have not been playing nice at the playground anymore. However, in the past you have been nice and have done your job, you have turned into a big bad bully. So, as of today at 1230 you will be removed from the playground. Your friends, the cervix and the left ovary have also been found to have been bullying at the playground and will be removed today as well. So been warned. Give me your best shot. Be crampy and mean. You will not longer be allowed to invade the playground. Warn your other friends at 1230 today if they have also been found guilty of bulliyng they will also be remove.
I look forward to the new happy, healthy me.
Sincerly,
My body

Bye Ladies off to the Castle now.

Good one...lol
I wish you the best of Luck.

Best wishes!

Love your post! Good luck, and speedy recovery!

Prayers your way for a quick recovery.

Great post!

Lol! Mine actually behaved quite well for my last period compared to my usual monthly hell - like it was trying to bargain for more time... I even thought briefly do I really need to do this.. But I did and nearly 7 weeks post TAH am delighted! Hope all goes well for you - at least it is over now ;-)

Lol. Great post!!! Good luck and wishes for an uneventful surgery and a speedy recovery! May the playground be peaceful again! ;o)