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Unread 03-03-2004, 04:42 PM
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Got this from a friend today. It had more to it, but some were not appropriate to be posting here, so I did some editing.


You know sometimes I get the sudden urge to run around naked.
But then I just drink some Windex....it keeps me from streaking.

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants.

I have my own little world. But it's OK...they know me here.

Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at the bowling alley.

I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.

I married my spouse for his looks, but not the ones he's giving me right now.

Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?

Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.
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Unread 03-04-2004, 11:21 AM
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Amy, those were cute! Thanks for my smile of the day.
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