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Unread 02-19-2005, 11:22 AM
Top 10 Ways to Amuse & Distract Yourself

10. Turn your cupboards into a thing that Willy Wonka would be proud of.

9. Count the meetings that you are going to miss that would annoy you.

8. Tell people who constantly invite themselves over to come over after you're home from the castle and how great it will be since they can "help out" while they're there. Enjoy watching them come up with reasons why they can't.

7. Start leaving tropical vacation brochures around the house. Then see what happens.

6. Gather "free-gift-card-with-every-new-prescription" coupons, fill your post-op prescriptions now, and then go on a shopping spree at no cost.

5. Finally figure out what "bon bons" are.

4. Make a list of the movies that you will want DH to pick up for you post-op and practice saying for each movie "Remember? I wanted to see that last year, but you weren't interested."

3. Ask any convenient household member to practice doing laundry with you and see him or her suddenly have to be somewhere.

2. Impress your office by volunteering to work at home and watch as they are unable to get your laptop set up in time anyway.

and finally

1. Ask your doctor how long it will be before you can wear a fanny pack again and go to the casino in front of your DH.

Fro-yo
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Unread 02-19-2005, 11:38 AM
Top 10 Ways to Amuse & Distract Yourself

Fro-yo,

Thanks for the laugh! I am going to try out #3 asap!!!!

Maggiemay
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Unread 02-19-2005, 12:19 PM
Top 10 Ways to Amuse & Distract Yourself

Fro you crack me up!!!...Thank you so much for all the good laughs you've given.




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Unread 02-19-2005, 12:27 PM
Top 10 Ways to Amuse & Distract Yourself

Fro-Yo, these are hilarious! The tears are rolling...can you do a sequel? Or maybe we could ask the other girls to add on?

It's a great way to make the time speed by until your Op date! With that kind of attitude, you're gonna be just fine!

Thanks for the giggles!

Amoreena
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Unread 02-19-2005, 12:38 PM
Top 10 Ways to Amuse & Distract Yourself



Fro-yo, those were great!!!
Just wondering how i can do my job at home tho...i am a surgical technologist...

That would be toooooo funny!!!!



Tiffany
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Unread 02-19-2005, 12:41 PM
Top 10 Ways to Amuse & Distract Yourself

P.S.

who has the free gift cards with prescriptions...i need to find that place!!!!!!!
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Unread 02-19-2005, 12:43 PM
Top 10 Ways to Amuse & Distract Yourself

6. Gather "free-gift-card-with-every-new-prescription" coupons, fill your post-op prescriptions now, and then go on a shopping spree at no cost.

ROFL! I already started doing this to get my nightie and robe for the castle!!
  #8  
Unread 02-19-2005, 12:44 PM
Top 10 Ways to Amuse & Distract Yourself

whoneedsanity, Target has $10 with new prescriptions, but you have to have the coupon. Start checking the Sunday papers!!
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Unread 02-19-2005, 12:45 PM
**Fro-Yo**

Coming soon to a Comedy Club near you!


Thanks! I needed a good belly laugh, even if it is a little uncomfortable....
Love ya darlin!! Keep them comin'!

Jen
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Unread 02-19-2005, 12:47 PM
Top 10 Ways to Amuse & Distract Yourself


Thanx!!!!!!
(got friend that works at the one here...may get him to find a cpl for me... )
Tiffany
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