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Surgery scheduled for January 17th Surgery scheduled for January 17th

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Unread 01-06-2006, 12:15 AM
Surgery scheduled for January 17th

This is how I announced it to my friends:

January 5, 2006

Dear Uterus,

After careful review of your division's performance over the last 22 years, management has decided to shut down the program permanently. As group leader we rely on you to notify your co-workers of this decision.

Specific grievances:

Failure to perform required tasks. No ova have ever been produced. No fertilization has ever taken place.

Failure to contain the output of hazardous materials. Over-production of estrogen has attracted unsavory, and unpredictable cells into the division.

Failure to keep production to restricted area. Uterine lining has been found in areas where it cannot be contained. This should never be allowed to leave the premises except in pre-scheduled manageable shipments. It should not be stored in the abdominal cavity! It should not flood the market!

Promoting and giving sustenance to agents from the competition. Allowing A. Carcinoma to continue working on the premises has compromised the entire company.

Security will be arriving on January 17 to close the division down. Please have all hormones and hazardous materials packed and ready for removal by this date.

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Unread 01-06-2006, 01:04 AM
Surgery scheduled for January 17th

Thankyou For The Laugh
Unread 01-06-2006, 05:10 AM
Surgery scheduled for January 17th

That letter is brilliant!
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Unread 01-06-2006, 06:09 AM
Surgery scheduled for January 17th

Unread 01-06-2006, 01:26 PM
Surgery scheduled for January 17th

That was the most eloquent "YOU'RE FIRED" letter I ever read! LOL The very best to you.
Unread 01-06-2006, 06:22 PM
Surgery scheduled for January 17th

too close to reality - LOVE it!!

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