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Unread 03-26-2006, 01:32 AM
Question about getting released from hospital

If nobody is around and you pass gas should you call the nurses station and proudly announce that you farted? LOL. Or will they just take your word for it?

Maybe all of us should just walk by the nurses station when we have to pass gass so there will be no doubt. LOL

Sorry but I have a weird sense of humor at times.

While we are on the subject there is nothing that will prevent me from passing gas if I need to. Not even pain. LOL
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Unread 03-26-2006, 02:06 AM
Question about getting released from hospital

lololol...the generally take your word for it....this gave me a good laugh though..picture all the patients lined up-waiting there turn for the proud moment of farting for the nurse..lol..to funny...sonie
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Unread 03-26-2006, 02:19 AM
Question about getting released from hospital

You are too funny! This is a good thing! With my 2nd boy I was "required" to have a bowel movement b4 they let me out of the hospital. I just told them that I did and flushed it...LOL. (Hadn't actually but I knew with good old Phillips MOM at home it would be no problem) So I lied and I was released! I wish you the best of both surgery and recovrey. Denise SAH (hopefully) on 26 April, 2006
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Unread 03-26-2006, 02:40 AM
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I'll just let 'er rip too!!!

Same goes for: If a man is wrong and there's no woman around to correct him, is he still wrong?

You betcha!!!
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Unread 03-26-2006, 02:55 AM
Question about getting released from hospital

Same goes for: If a man is wrong and there's no woman around to correct him, is he still wrong?
If I had stitches, they would certainly have ruptued by now! I am truly ROTFLMFAO Sadly won't be able to do this after SAH. I love humor and will miss laughing. I'm seriously debating on whether or not to come to this website post op. Worrying about laughing my stitches out!
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Unread 03-26-2006, 04:59 AM
Question about getting released from hospital

Thats what calls buttons are for..when you feel it coming on/wanting to exit, position the call speaker accordingly, finger on the button, and let 'em fly. The whole nurse's station will hear.
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Unread 03-26-2006, 09:13 AM
Question about getting released from hospital

Little stinkers ...

Pictures are worth a thousand words.. Especially the ones in your head!
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Unread 03-26-2006, 09:14 AM
Question about getting released from hospital

I LOVE the call button idea! My DH stayed in the room with me and about 2 in the morning I told him "guess what I'm fixing to do" and I am sure he was nervous as he replied "what honey?" and then I proudly farted. He started clapping. When the nurse came in I proudly reported that I had passed this milestone.
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Unread 03-26-2006, 09:45 AM
Question about getting released from hospital

I just love you girls, your all hysterical!!!!! SO glad I came here! Not too sure I wanna do the call button thing... I hope I release gas privately...
**** I would hate to be a nurse!
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Unread 03-26-2006, 09:49 AM
Question about getting released from hospital

You girls are too funny. Plus I think the nurses can hear the rumbles in your tummy
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