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A couple of cute jokes we can relate to right now A couple of cute jokes we can relate to right now

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Unread 05-18-2007, 06:26 PM
A couple of cute jokes we can relate to right now

A lady gynaecologist was checking on a patient who had a hysterectomy operation three days before. The doctor asked the woman why she hadn't yet gotten out of bed. "I hurt," the woman replied. "You don't know how it feels." "I know exactly how it feels," the doctor said. "I had the same procedure three months ago, I was on my feet two days later and back at work in less than six weeks. There's no difference in our operations." "Oh yes there is," said the patient. "You had a different gynaecologist."

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After her hysterectomy, Ms Gonzalez was given the usual discharge instructions. That night she called, wanting to know if her mother could visit. "Any time," the doctor replied. "Why do you ask?" "It says here in your instructions, 'no relations until after your postop checkup.'"
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Unread 05-18-2007, 07:18 PM
A couple of cute jokes we can relate to right now

Too funny!! Thanks for the laugh!
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Unread 05-18-2007, 07:45 PM
A couple of cute jokes we can relate to right now

LOL so Cute.
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Lisa
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Unread 05-18-2007, 07:45 PM
A couple of cute jokes we can relate to right now

Thank you Diddlydudette
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Unread 05-18-2007, 07:54 PM
A couple of cute jokes we can relate to right now

That was good.. I hurt when I laugh though.. I am going to show my mom these jokes..LMAO
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Unread 05-18-2007, 07:57 PM
A couple of cute jokes we can relate to right now

Thanks for those jokes, I needed that!!
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Unread 05-18-2007, 08:06 PM
A couple of cute jokes we can relate to right now

thanks a ton for the jokes - today was my first day home unfortunately with a cath was a little down mood wise this morning but my hubby suggested I sit in the sun a bit. It really helped.
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Unread 05-19-2007, 08:56 AM
A couple of cute jokes we can relate to right now

Thank you so much I needed a good laugh today. We who are post -op still need a good laugh every so often.
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Unread 05-19-2007, 09:57 AM
A couple of cute jokes we can relate to right now

so very funny I needed that Thanks alot.......
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Unread 05-20-2007, 09:34 AM
A couple of cute jokes we can relate to right now

Thanks for that, needed a laugh to perk us me up
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