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Unread 05-31-2007, 02:07 PM
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So here's the ad i designed at 4 a.m. last night, lying in bed staring at the cieling...


MISSING

Uterus

DESCRIPTION: approximately 4.5", sickly looking with protruding growths, wearing red shirt, pants, shoes and scarf,
smug appearance on face.

LAST SEEN riding a 7' gurney with cervix and ovaries.

NOTE:
ARMED AND DANGEROUS!

ANY INFORMATION
Please DO NOT call 1-800-ITS MINE

NO REWARD...
Finders Keepers
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Unread 05-31-2007, 02:14 PM
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OMG, that is hilarious. The things we come up with in the wee hours!
Lisa
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Unread 05-31-2007, 02:38 PM
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It's way better than my 4 AM. I woke up at three with Aunt Flo beating on the door with pain in full force. I got up to find the heating pad that I had finally moved from my bedside to the bathroom closet where I hoped not to need it again. I was trying to avoid pain reliever because they delay my flo from actually starting. (I really don't want it to be swollen and gooshy when they cut me open--though I'm sure it doesn't matter.) By 4 am, I couldn't take it anymore, the pressure to my lower back and front was too intense for just the heating pad. Within an hour, I was a little better and starting to sleep. Then my miracle child came in crying afraid that I had left. He curled up with his arms around my neck and fell asleep. I was better then.

We've got to remember our blessings. Humor and wit, even at 4AM are two of yours. Thank you.
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Unread 05-31-2007, 03:24 PM
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Kdarm: Ahhh - the little things in life! nice to have such comfort!!!
Me too - one last good bleeding episode before next week! Oh so fun. NOT! Just a reinforcer as to why we need this so badly, heh?
Hey look - you and I have less than 7 days!!! It's a good thing
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Unread 05-31-2007, 04:30 PM
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Wow! Hi, I am new here and this thread is exactly me. I have the pain, the big periods everything! The 4 a.m. ad is hysterical! (get it hyster-ical...) Anyway, I had a hard time coming to terms with the fact that I'd be giving up my little friend, my uterus. My hub decided that we should call it a uterus relocation procedure until I could get over worrying about what I would do without my uterus! My belly may be aching, but you've made me laugh out loud, thank you!
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Unread 05-31-2007, 04:40 PM
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Priceless, thanks for the laugh
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Unread 05-31-2007, 05:00 PM
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Originally Posted by ..andTessmakes3
Kdarm: Ahhh - the little things in life! nice to have such comfort!!!
Me too - one last good bleeding episode before next week! Oh so fun. NOT! Just a reinforcer as to why we need this so badly, heh?
Hey look - you and I have less than 7 days!!! It's a good thing
I love your ad. I printed it. Will show it to my gyn, he has a good sense of humor too. In the meantime, I hung it on my bulletin board in my office.

Best of luck to all you ladies next week. Someone is having their hyster on my B-day (6th). :-)

Lizzie
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Unread 05-31-2007, 05:14 PM
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I'm glad i could make someone laugh!!! It's so much better than the alternative! I venture to say there are MANY brilliant stories out there about our 4 a.m. ponderings!
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Unread 05-31-2007, 05:22 PM
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How cute was that Ad! It's amazing what comes to you when your sleep deprived!
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Unread 05-31-2007, 07:13 PM
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  Quote:
Originally Posted by ..andTessmakes3
So here's the ad i designed at 4 a.m. last night, lying in bed staring at the cieling...


MISSING

Uterus

DESCRIPTION: approximately 4.5", sickly looking with protruding growths, wearing red shirt, pants, shoes and scarf,
smug appearance on face.

LAST SEEN riding a 7' gurney with cervix and ovaries.

NOTE:
ARMED AND DANGEROUS!

ANY INFORMATION
Please DO NOT call 1-800-ITS MINE

NO REWARD...
Finders Keepers
That's a riot!!! You should be in the advertising business. LOL....

Robin
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