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Unread 07-26-2007, 06:19 PM
New&Improved post op ideas

I decided that there should be some post op changes for everyones benefit.

1.) Patient should be left on PAC pump (preferable demerol)
until they determine otherwise.

2.) Patient should be able to leave the castle only
when they are good and ready. Of course with only the
best nurses.

3) OnQ cathereter(line that goes under your skin that
feeds anesthetic to your insicion inside) should be left
in for at least one month.

4) A World wide 1yr off of work law should be passed
they say it takes 6months-1yr. to feel like ourselves.

5) Automatic slaps in the heads to people with stupid
comments.

6) Automatic open door or phone policy with dr. for any
concerns.

7) Something to please let us SLEEEEEEEEEP!

8) Send you home with the mantras My Swelly Belly is
really beautiful. I am allowed to nurture me and only me
for now!

9) Computers in the rooms with on-line service to chat with
sisters from hysterville.

Please feel free to add your improvements!
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Unread 07-26-2007, 06:28 PM
New&Improved post op ideas

10) Nurses who are happy to help and serve you.

11) Excellent hospital food

12) Someone to entertain you when you get bored

13) Free maid and laundry service for the year you are recovering

14) Free landscaping service for the year you are recovering

15) Someone to cook and grocery shopping for a year

16) Weekly flower dilevery plus a little something extra as a surprise

17) Babysitting services for the kids for a year

18) Personal trainer for the last 6 months to get us back to feeling and looking better than ever

19) A free $10,000 shopping trip for our new wardrobes (as we are no longer what we were)

20) Free manicures/pedicures bi-weekly for a year

21) Free makeover at the end of the year
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Unread 07-26-2007, 07:18 PM
New&Improved post op ideas

22. Training classes for DH, DS, DD, Dwhomever that we deal with on a regular basis to make them understand what we're going through.
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Unread 07-26-2007, 07:24 PM
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23) Employer required to give us our full pay
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Unread 07-26-2007, 07:34 PM
New&Improved post op ideas

dear hope and ladies -- what a fabulous thread, thank you! especially after spending the day battling for my extra almost- two-weeks (the doc's nurse said, what do you do there?? you must be important -- i assured her Not!!)

23. short term disability personnel who dont make you go back to the doc for reassessment a week after you were in

24. office personnel who call you first instead of not after the tenth time you call them
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Unread 07-26-2007, 07:41 PM
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25. No swimming until way after 4wks post op because reguardless of what your dr. says or what it feels like while your in there, it hurts like a [email protected]#*&*%$h later.
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Unread 07-26-2007, 07:44 PM
New&Improved post op ideas

oh hope! you are so right about the swimming -- it felt so good and than afterwards I felt like a time machine had moved me back two weeks!!
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Unread 07-26-2007, 07:45 PM
New&Improved post op ideas

26. weekly massage...

27. freedom to "whack" your boss upside they head when
they belittle you and your "condition".....(and she's a female, she should know better)

28. free foot rubs for at least first couple of months
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Unread 07-26-2007, 07:47 PM
New&Improved post op ideas

29) Insurance companies are required to pay all bills

30) Insurance companies not allowed to drop you after surgery with no notice (UGH!!!) leaving you with all of the follow up appt bills.
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Unread 07-26-2007, 07:48 PM
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Hopeforpeace...........I liked my morphin IV LOTS!!!!

25. Our own private rooms at the castle, a must, no extra cost.(had 1 good day no roomy, then REAL pain for rest of stay)
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