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  #561  
Unread 12-13-2007, 11:41 PM
Hysterectomy dates Oct 29-Nov 05,2007

Something to help with the Christmas spirit...... (it's on a seperate thread as well - wanted to share it with my hospital buddies)... this is what happens when I get left alone for too long...lol....

On the first day of Christmas my surgeon gave to me
...a total hysterectomy.

On the second day of Christmas my surgeon gave to me
two dozen pills
and a total hysterectomy

On the third day of Christmas my surgeon gave to me
three mild hot flashes
two dozen pills
and a total hysterectomy

On the fourth day of Christmas my surgeon gave to me
four bouts of gas
three mild hot flashes
two dozen pills
and a total hysterectomy

On the fifth day of Christmas my surgeon gave to me
F I V E B A B Y S T E P S.....
four bouts of gas
three mild hot flashes
two dozen pills
and a total hysterectomy

On the sixth day of Christmas my surgeon gave to me
six tugging groin pains
FIVE BABY STEPS.....
four bouts of gas
three mild hot flashes
two dozen pills
and a total hysterectomy

On the seventh day of Christmas my surgeon gave to me
seven nightly pee trips
six tugging groin pains
FIVE BABY STEPS.....
four bouts of gas
three mild hot flashes
two dozen pills
and a total hysterectomy

On the eighth day of Christmas my surgeon gave to me
eight dressy sweatpant
seven nightly pee trips
six tugging groin pains
FIVE BABY STEPS.....
four bouts of gas
three mild hot flashes
two dozen pills
and a total hysterectomy

On the ninth day of Christmas my surgeon gave to me
nine inches of dust
eight dressy sweatpant
seven nightly pee trips
six tugging groin pains
FIVE BABY STEPS.....
four bouts of gas
three mild hot flashes
two dozen pills
and a total hysterectomy

On the tenth day of Christmas my surgeon gave to me
ten stairs I can climb
nine inches of dust
eight dressy sweatpant
seven nightly pee trips
six tugging groin pains
FIVE BABY STEPS.....
four bouts of gas
three mild hot flashes
two dozen pills
and a total hysterectomy

On the eleventh day of Christmas my surgeon gave to me
eleven painless hours
ten stairs I can climb
nine inches of dust
eight dressy sweatpant
seven nightly pee trips
six tugging groin pains
FIVE BABY STEPS.....
four bouts of gas
three mild hot flashes
two dozen pills
and a total hysterectomy

On the twelfth day of Christmas my surgeon gave to me
the all clear to have sex
eleven painless hours
ten stairs I can climb
nine inches of dust
eight dressy sweatpant
seven nightly pee trips
six tugging groin pains
FIVE BABY STEPS.....
four bouts of gas
three mild hot flashes
two dozen pills
and a total hysterectomy


I was bored... Merry Christmas xx
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  #562  
Unread 12-14-2007, 03:24 AM
Hysterectomy dates Oct 29-Nov 05,2007

  Quote:
Originally Posted by Woobie1
I'm off in an hour for my 6 week check up and feel the need to have my partner strapped to the chair if the doc gives us the go ahead.....
I can appreciate this... my DF was on the edge of his seat!!!

  Quote:
Originally Posted by luvbutrflyzz
Now, heres the kicker, I finally get the green light to have sex, and my hubby's back went out on him at work today. Go figure huh? ha ha. Oh well.
Yes, it Does figure... I begged my doc to please, please, please allow a bath - in my whirlpool tub that has been calling my name - and he did! And my hot-water heater went out.....!

Now, Lisa! You DO have too much time on your hands!
But that was GREAT!
  #563  
Unread 12-14-2007, 02:12 PM
Hysterectomy dates Oct 29-Nov 05,2007

WAAAAAY too much time !!!! But thanks for sharing.
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  #564  
Unread 12-14-2007, 02:43 PM
Hysterectomy dates Oct 29-Nov 05,2007

I am so excited for all of you who got the green light and it is really encouraging to hear how the "first time" went. I can't wait, but right now I don't feel up to it.

I Got the RED light. Bummer my dh was definately disappointed, but tried to make me feel better about it, he is out buying me more books to read since I am back on full restriction for two weeks. And, have to get a ct scan in two weeks if I am still in the same amount of pain. Exam was not to bad at all, I was really nervous. The only weird think about after my exam is I got really sick to my stomach and dizzy.Dh almost had to pull car over on the freeway. That was strange.

I have a bacterial infection and I am back on antibiotics again. I have been on them pretty much since I got back from the hospital. Doctor offered to switch my pain pills and give me more, I was so nervous to ask. I really thought she would think I was addicted. Dh said if I didn't ask he was going to since he knows I just suffer all day and he thinks its crazy. But, I didn't even have to ask....I love my doctor. I did get the okay for a bath. That made my day.
  #565  
Unread 12-14-2007, 05:15 PM
Hysterectomy dates Oct 29-Nov 05,2007

I know how wonderful that bath will feel. I still have a small open wound, so no baths for me. I was excited when I was finally allowed to have a shower. I had been taking sponge baths for weeks !!!
  #566  
Unread 12-14-2007, 06:22 PM
Hysterectomy dates Oct 29-Nov 05,2007

Thank you Scootery. I hope that open wound heals up soon, so you can take a bath too! Keep us posted, I will be thinking about you. I know it must of felt great when you took that first shower after all those sponge baths.
  #567  
Unread 12-14-2007, 07:04 PM
Hysterectomy dates Oct 29-Nov 05,2007

Well I went to the dr. today for my wound check and since I would not see him again until Jan.2 nd. and I have not yet gotten my real post op check-up I asked him if I would get one he said maybe until 1/2/8 but got the red light for sex. Yep 2 more weeks without it can you imagine, I was sort of looking foward to it. Oh well, I guess I'll wait.
  #568  
Unread 12-14-2007, 07:18 PM
Hysterectomy dates Oct 29-Nov 05,2007

Oh! yes I forgot to tell you ladies that the dr. finally closed my wound he used the adhesive he used when I first had my surgery so I hope this helps and it does not re-open. I came home and will go to bed. Unfortunately I thought I would be able to cook dinner after the appointment, but I feel discomfort and my dr. said I should come home and rest so thats what I'll do.
  #569  
Unread 12-14-2007, 08:43 PM
Hysterectomy dates Oct 29-Nov 05,2007

rest, rest and more rest, ladies. Getting the red light at post op appt must be more common than I realized. I hope to get some restrictions lifted when I go back again next Tuesday.

Sorry about the wound issues. I did OK with that part. Now, to get over feeling like a bike rider.
  #570  
Unread 12-17-2007, 11:15 AM
Hysterectomy dates Oct 29-Nov 05,2007

Went for the 6 weeks check today and got the all clear go back to work tomorrow . I am ready lol
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