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Anyone in need of humor? Anyone in need of humor?

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Unread 08-05-2009, 12:35 PM
Anyone in need of humor?

Here is my "Dear John" letter to my uterus. I'd love to read anyone else's letters if you want to write one. It sure made me feel better.

Dear Uterus,

I'm sorry we didn't work out. I am sure it is me and not you. I just needed more space, but you were crowding me with your fibroids and your endometriosis. Honestly, I didn't like them and didn't feel very well around them.

It's just better this way. You'll get over it in time, especially when you see how much better we both are without each other. In an ideal world, I still would have separated from you. All you wanted to do was hang out with those two and it just made me unhappy.

It's not like I found someone else. In a sense, you were irreplaceable. But don't think that means I want you back. You just taught me a lot about myself I didn't know and I want to thank you for that.

I realize we were together a long time and at the beginning, I probably took you for granted. I see that now. So I accept my 50% of the blame. Maybe I didn't appreciate you as much as I should have when we were together; but now that we are apart, I have some perspective.

I guess I wanted you to know that I am okay, actually much better now, and that I still miss you at times.

Yours,

Donna
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Unread 08-05-2009, 12:46 PM
Re: Anyone in need of humor?

Heee!

Humor is always welcome!! I could sure use some, so thank you for your post
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Unread 08-05-2009, 12:57 PM
Re: Anyone in need of humor?

That is great!!

Humor goes a long way in helping to make us feel better. Sounds like you have a GREAT attitude.
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Unread 08-05-2009, 01:14 PM
Re: Anyone in need of humor?

That's hilarious...

i didn't write a letter, but i did name my uterus "Zoe"... and my friend left me a bottle of wine with a balloon tied to it that said "RIP" for me when i got home from the hospital.

"Zoe" and I ran a marathon together 12 days before my TAH/LSO - she really wasn't the best running partner and i spent 24 minutes in port-a-potty lines during the race thank to her ;-)
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Unread 08-05-2009, 01:21 PM
Re: Anyone in need of humor?

Awesome!
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Unread 08-05-2009, 01:38 PM
Re: Anyone in need of humor?

That was funny, bittersweet, but funny!
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Unread 08-05-2009, 04:52 PM
Re: Anyone in need of humor?

Love it! Love it! They say "Absence makes the heart grow fonder," but I'm having a hard time believing that. Thanks for a good laugh!
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Unread 08-06-2009, 07:47 AM
Re: Anyone in need of humor?

loved your dear john letter had me in fits of giggles...thank you luv owls
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Unread 08-06-2009, 08:34 AM
Re: Anyone in need of humor?

cool! funny thanks!

mine would go something like... thank you for being there, for doing your job the best you could. you gave me so much i will always be grateful i met you but all good things come to an end. i will miss you but evidence of your hard work is all around me so you will never be forgotten. rip.
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