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Unread 12-21-2009, 08:47 AM
HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

Disclaimer: This topic is borrowed from another website. It is a fun place to write a One Liner or quick story. After all Humor is Tragedy plus Time....who said that????

You know you have had a hysterectomy when everyone at the grocery store is staring at you because your Mother is pushing the cart and doing all the work! Why doesn't my post hyster shuffle give them a clue?
21gardens
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Unread 12-21-2009, 08:59 AM
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You know you've had a hysterectomny when peeing on your own is cause for celebration
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Unread 12-21-2009, 09:12 AM
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When you have no shame in calling your friends to announce that you've had a bm.
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Unread 12-21-2009, 09:51 AM
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Hi all, first post have bee hovering for ages but am a bit shy. Had my TAH on 27/11.

You ladies are amazing I have never come across such a caring site and you have helped me no end without knowing it.

I was moved to post because your responses really made me giggle. All so true...you should see the looks I get making my little ones carry everything and push the shopping trolley.
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Unread 12-21-2009, 10:29 AM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

...when the cats sit and roll their heads at you on your walking route in the house (circles repeated) and your sure the neighbors think you have gone nuts!
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Unread 12-21-2009, 10:56 AM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

You know you had a hysterectomy when first you celebrate the fact that you will have no more periods and then you buy more pads than before :-))

Happy Holidays, everybody!
Monica
TVH 11/12/09
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Unread 12-21-2009, 11:23 AM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

You know you've had a hyster when: getting to stay home all day and watch Lifetime movies no longer sounds remotely appealing.

You know you've had a hyser when: when your husband goes outside to shovel snow it actually looks fun!

I am going stir crazy: can you tell?
Lol
Happy Holidays Everyone!
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Unread 12-21-2009, 12:08 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

You know you had a hysterectomy when you look forward to going grocery shopping by yourself.
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Unread 12-21-2009, 12:47 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

You know you had a hyster when you can swear the vacuum cleaner is calling out your name.

You know you had a hyster when your standing outside barefoot in 20 degree weather to cool yourself down.

It's been over a year for me, but the second one still holds true...I wish you ladies the best of luck in your recovery and just know..There is a light at the end of the long tunnel
I promise,
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Unread 12-21-2009, 12:50 PM
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You know you've had a hysterectomy when the first few days every thing seems to revolve around "passing gas"lol
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