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  #91  
Unread 12-28-2009, 08:30 AM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

Lmao that is too funny, because I did it about 11 pm Christmas Night, I called my kids hysterically laughing because of a poo. lol
Told them Santa did finally come thru for me
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  #92  
Unread 12-29-2009, 09:08 AM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

You know you had a hyster when you do finally get those jeans on, only to have to take them off 5 mins later cause they are killing you!
  #93  
Unread 12-29-2009, 12:19 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

When the thought of sitting in a wooden dinning room chair brings you to tears.
When your DH sleeps on the floor because the bed feels like its on fire.

When your DH is scouring the internet for the miracle hormone balancing pill willing to pay any price for it to be expressed shipped.

When you come out of recovery and your DS(6) wants to know if anything went wrong because then you get special powers or bionic limbs.
When you dig through the tampon draw for the boats the hospital gave you instead of the slim and trim pad with wings.
When you have to stay on the potty a little longer just in case.
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  #94  
Unread 12-29-2009, 12:33 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

I thought of one more. hahahah
When you have to open the gifts you just wrapped to see what was inside because you forgot. I did that!!!
When the tags are wrong on the gifts....STILL...on Christmas morning and your son opens his sisters doll.
AND THAT WAS A GOOD DAY!!!! LOL
  #95  
Unread 12-29-2009, 12:55 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

Oh my gosh! Too funny !

when you are wearing a nice sweater and have finally done your hair and makeup....but on the bottom half of your body you are still sporting drawstring sweat pants.....and you think you look pretty darn good!
  #96  
Unread 12-29-2009, 01:14 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

LOL to all the new ones!

My new one to laugh at:

when your hubby is a bit grumpy (or maybe it is you but who knows) and asks you if you took your hormone pills today!
  #97  
Unread 12-29-2009, 01:23 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

Soo.....from "are you PMS" to "did you take your hormone pills today?"....that IS funny! And I'm sure it wasn't YOU who was grumpy!!!

.....when passing gas feels so darn GOOD!!!!
  #98  
Unread 12-29-2009, 01:44 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

I LOVE this thread!!! Thanks for the laughs ladies!

... when taking a shower sounds better than sex

when taking that shower FEELS better than sex
  #99  
Unread 12-29-2009, 02:14 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

Thanks for all the humorous insights.....they make my day!
  #100  
Unread 12-29-2009, 05:46 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

....when you mix up the codes for the building and have to keep waiting because the alarm is busy resetting itself.
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