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  #101  
Unread 12-29-2009, 05:55 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

while in physical therapy this afternoon, I kept thinking of this thread and came up with a few more:

when you're in a tank top and shorts standing in a snowstorm in 20 degrees and steam is coming off you

when curlers, house robe and slippers is your new fashion statement and you don't care if everyone in the store is staring at you

when you're not afraid to be seen in public in your pjs

when fashion clothes take a backseat to comfort clothing

when hubby asks you what's wrong, immediately apologizes, and proceeds to tell you how gorgeous you are while you're wearing those curlers and house robe and sweating like a pig

when you go from raging madness to hysterical laughter to crying in the blink of an eye in a roomful of people and you look at them and wonder why they're staring at you like you are the crazy one

when going 10 feet feels like a marathon race

when you realize that in 9 out of 10 stores, the bathroom is at the very back of the store and when you happen to be in that 1 store that has the bathroom near the front entrance, you are in the back of the store
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  #102  
Unread 12-29-2009, 06:06 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

you keep reading this thread knowing it makes you laugh and laughing hurts!
  #103  
Unread 12-29-2009, 08:16 PM
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Originally Posted by dianalynn3371 View Post
You know you had a hyster when you do finally get those jeans on, only to have to take them off 5 mins later cause they are killing you!


This was sooooo me just now! Cracking up. And they weren't even that tight just enough to want to get home get my baggy clothes on and give a big sigh of relief!!
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  #104  
Unread 12-29-2009, 09:55 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

Thanks ladies!!! for the laughs. It was a good day today because you were all in it.

When your friends 6 year old can explain what laparoscopic hysterectomy means.
  #105  
Unread 12-29-2009, 10:17 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

hahahaha...
  #106  
Unread 12-29-2009, 10:38 PM
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When on chistmas morning you can't decide WHICH pair of drawstring pj's you want to wear.
  #107  
Unread 12-29-2009, 10:56 PM
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When you have to go out to buy "dress up" pants so you feel good about yourself but the only requirement is that they have draw strings.

When you are 11 weeks post op and still look forward to laying in the recliner that you cursed at 3 weeks post op.

when you walk past "stuff" laying on the floor and notice everyone else in your family is doing the same thing. Then you make a game out of it and see how long it takes for someone else to pick it up. Finally about 2 weeks post op you decide to bend down and pick it up yourself.
  #108  
Unread 12-30-2009, 12:53 AM
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You know you've had a hyst when you watch tv and bawl, and it's a comedy your watching!!
I just had my hyst on Dec 8 and the water works won't stop!!!!! I hope all princesses get feeling better soon it seems like a lifetime for me at this point!!!!!!!!!!
Jane
  #109  
Unread 12-30-2009, 06:02 AM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

He He He He ... walking by "stuff" on the floor!!!!

... when you are in the bathroom and open the door under the sink - everything in front starts falling out and all you can do is shout and then cry - so you leave it there for your family to pick up for you. Upon exiting the bathroom they are all there wondering what is wrong!
  #110  
Unread 12-30-2009, 08:14 AM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

When you go to the store to buy loose fitting closed for work and the scrubs look fashionable.
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