HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When... - Page 12 | HysterSisters
HysterSisters Hysterectomy Support and Information
Advertising Info HysterSisters Hysterectomy Support Tutorial

Go Back   Hysterectomy HysterSisters > HysterSisters Connecting Friends > Friends Without Faces


HysterSisters.com is a massive online community with over 475,000 members and over 5 million posts.

Our community is filled with women who have been through the Hysterectomy experience providing both advice and support from our active members and moderators.

HysterSisters.com is located at 111 Peter St, Toronto, Canada, M5V2H1 and is part of the VerticalScope network of websites.

With free registration, you can ask and answer questions in our HYSTERECTOMY forum community, get our FREE BOOKLET, access Hysterectomy Checkpoints and more.

You are not alone. The HysterSisters are here for you. Join us today!
join HysterSisters for hysterectomy resources and support
Reply

HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When... HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

Thread Tools
  #111  
Unread 12-30-2009, 08:21 AM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

I just can't get this thread out of my head, LOL!!

when you can walk barefoot in the snow for more than 5 seconds

when you think a spa day is lighting a candle in the bathroom and finally be able to shave your legs

when you celebrate being able to go out on the porch to get the mail

when doing mundane dreaded house chores sounds like a heavenly day

when hubby catches you trying to climb into the freezer and you tell him your just checking the temperature

when you start finding inanimate objects in the freezer - tv remote or whatever you had in your hand when you climbed in

when your freezer contains more ice packs than food

when you start wrapping yourself in bags of frozen veggies

when you hold an ice cube to your chest and it melts in 2 seconds

when hubby asks if he can use you to grill the food on because it's too cold out to start up the real grill

when you try to make a snow angel in a foot of snow and you get up and see grass instead

when you spend the several days counting the number of dust bunnies in the room and realize that they do actually multiply like rabbits

when you feel dressed up because you have a bra on

when you throw a celebration the day you can see your toes without the aid of the tummy binder
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
  #112  
Unread 12-30-2009, 05:07 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

hahhahaha those are great!!!

when you are standing in the bathroom looking in the medicine cabinet and yelling at the kids, "who ate all the twinkies."

When your daughter comes to the bathroom door and informs you that we don't store twinkies in the bathroom.

When you can walk out of said bathroom and ask your daughter to give you directions to where the twinkies ARE stored.

When you realize the twinkies are stored just where you have been putting them for the past 10 years.

I DID THIS!!!!! So glad I can share it with someone who understands.
  #113  
Unread 12-30-2009, 06:01 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

Thanks so much for the laughs. I really needed them.
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
  #114  
Unread 12-30-2009, 07:10 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

Thanks need4solution I am still laughing from your post!

This forum has been a life saver!
  #115  
Unread 12-30-2009, 07:34 PM
HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

When the you know you've had a hyterectomy thread is funnier than any comedy act you have ever seen!! My family thinks I've finally lost my mind
  #116  
Unread 12-30-2009, 09:36 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

This is hilarious and YES I can relate and I haven't even had my hysterectomy yet. I do have IBS and a hiatal hernia...BM are like a blessing and reason to throw a party :-)

I hopw that it doesn't get MUCH worse
  #117  
Unread 12-30-2009, 09:54 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

I woke my son up laughing at all of these posts. Thanks for sharing...

my addition....

...when you are watching Superman with your 7year old and start crying because you are so touched that Superman stands for truth and justice...then your 7 year old looks at you like you have lost your mind!
  #118  
Unread 12-30-2009, 10:23 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

You know You Are Pre-Hysterectomy When.... your husband tells you "what my baby wants, my baby gets."

You know You Are 1 Week Post-Hysterectomy When.... your husbands continuously ask "can I get you anything hunni?"

You Know You Are 4 weeks Post-Hysterectomy When.... your husband's response is " yes Dear (accompanied with a very big sigh)"

You Know You Are 8 Weeks Post-Hysterectomy When....your husband start calling you "slave driver."

You Know You Are 12 Weeks Post-Hysterectomy When....your husband starts responding "Bite Me"
  #119  
Unread 12-30-2009, 10:47 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

JVL- now that is funny and oh sooooo true! (I'm 12 weeks today)
  #120  
Unread 12-30-2009, 11:45 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

oh oh....I'm only 2 weeks out and I am getting "yes dear" already.....great post JVL
Reply

booklet
Our Free Booklet
What 350,000 Women Know About Hysterectomy: Information, helpful hints as you prepare and recover from hysterectomy.
Answers to your questions
Register




Thread Tools

Forum Jump

Similar Threads
From This Forum From Other Forums
24 Replies, Last Reply 05-06-2013, Started By Drie123
4 Replies, Last Reply 01-07-2013, Started By shadowdance
13 Replies, Last Reply 04-24-2008, Started By lizziebennet
14 Replies, Last Reply 09-10-2006, Started By chipper62
1 Reply, Last Reply 09-07-2006, Started By ChrisSPDX
2 Replies, Last Reply 06-07-2006, Started By 0825
» humor
1 Reply, Last Reply 11-15-2005, Started By ballfan
0 Reply, Started By myzt2
10 Replies, Last Reply 10-24-2001, Started By fran37
4 Replies, Last Reply 06-12-2001, Started By NeeNee
2 Replies, Hysterectomy Recovery (post hysterectomy)
17 Replies, Hysterectomy Recovery (post hysterectomy)
11 Replies, Preparing for Hysterectomy (pre hysterectomy)
3 Replies, Preparing for Hysterectomy (pre hysterectomy)
» Humor
4 Replies, Hysterectomy Recovery (post hysterectomy)
8 Replies, Preparing for Hysterectomy (pre hysterectomy)
7 Replies, Preparing for Hysterectomy (pre hysterectomy)
6 Replies, Hysterectomy Recovery (post hysterectomy)
6 Replies, Hysterectomy Recovery (post hysterectomy)
2 Replies, Hysterectomy Recovery (post hysterectomy)



Advertisement

Hysterectomy News

September 26,2020

CURRENT NEWS

HysterSisters Takes On Partner To Manage Continued Growth And Longevity
I have news that is wonderful and exciting! This week’s migration wasn’t a typical migration - from one set ... News Archive

TODAY'S EVENTS

Calendar - Hysterectomies - Birthdays


Request Information


I am a HysterSister

HYSTERECTOMY STORIES

Featured Story - All Stories - Share Yours

FOLLOW US


Your Hysterectomy Date


CUSTOMIZE Your Browsing  



Advertisement


Advertisement