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HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When... HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

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  #121  
Unread 12-31-2009, 12:09 AM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

I'm dying of laughter here...my DH certainly fits your description... Thank you all for making me hold my tummy tight while having a good laugh
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  #122  
Unread 12-31-2009, 02:41 AM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

JVL absolutely genius!

Too funny
  #123  
Unread 12-31-2009, 06:13 AM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

You know you've had a hyster when you position the cats on your lap to simulate a heating pad.
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  #124  
Unread 12-31-2009, 06:18 AM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

You know you've had a hysterectomy when your poop is no longer black from taking all those iron supplements!
(PS...today is my 1 year hysterversary!)
  #125  
Unread 12-31-2009, 06:41 AM
HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

When a hostess moves a post that you have put in the wrong place and you throw your blackberry phone and then start crying hysterically
  #126  
Unread 12-31-2009, 07:00 AM
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When after you throw your phone and start crying hysterically your wolf (whom I have had since he was 2 days old) slowly walks away from you keeping his eyes on you the whole time as if you have grown a 3rd head!! Too priceless.
  #127  
Unread 12-31-2009, 08:42 AM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

Oh my gosh....I laughing right out loud at these new posts!

....when you stare at the same puzzle piece for an hour and keep trying it the same spot.....

I did this last night and my husband was rolling on the floor laughing!
  #128  
Unread 12-31-2009, 02:11 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

You know you have had a Hysterectomy when...your friends ask - are you the cause of global warming?

You know you have had a Hysterectomy when... your children lovingly refer to your constant memory loss as "Hormone Brain"!!

I can soooo relate to these...hillarious!
  #129  
Unread 12-31-2009, 03:18 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

... when you clean out your pantie drawer and laugh as you throw out the stained ones knowing you will never ruin another pair again! Then go shop for new pretty ones
  #130  
Unread 12-31-2009, 04:22 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

Oh Ladies, these are too funny. I am now 10 days post and seriously needed this today!

You know you are a hyster sister when:

you are so scared to go to the bathroom because it hurts too bad.

you search Google for ways to loosen stool naturally because all the meds your Dr gave you don't help.

you dream of being able to shave your legs- and yes I am jealous of you who have one leg shaved!

you dream of being able to have the choice NOT to shave your legs.
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