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  #131  
Unread 12-31-2009, 05:00 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

Fortunately living in the NW affords the non shaved leg til the spring equinox.....or shorts season which ever comes first. This came straight from my female family doctor's mouth....lol.....she's great!
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  #132  
Unread 12-31-2009, 05:57 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

....when your idea of a great New Years Party is to get home, put on comfy nightgown and drink water to celebrate. Yeah 2010!!
  #133  
Unread 12-31-2009, 06:30 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

....when you find other uses for your pantyliners......such as putting them on the inside part of your underwear to act as a cushion against your vertical incision because you want to wear your jeans just that bad!

Yup did that this afternoon because my friend was picking me up and we were going to see a movie! Best part is it worked like a charm....and I will do it again!
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Unread 12-31-2009, 06:46 PM
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zennyatta5.....my husband and I just left a new years party so that I could do just that - I am in comfy sweats, I'm drinking water and laying on the couch. Too funny!!!!

....when you cut out and file the personal products coupons....and then realize YOU DON'T NEED THEM ANYMORE!!!!!!
  #135  
Unread 12-31-2009, 07:57 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

One more:
Only a hyster sister longlingly looks at her kitchen wishing she had the energy to cook a meal for her family.
  #136  
Unread 01-01-2010, 04:12 AM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

.......when you cry because nobody fertilised your farm and all your eggplants have died on farmville. Even if it was new years eve and the probably had slightly more interesting things to do than go on facebook.
  #137  
Unread 01-01-2010, 05:47 AM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

Thank you ladies for the laughs~I was sitting here sad and awake at 5am and found this. I laughed so hard I cried, while holding my poor belly at the same time. 10 days post op VVF repair.
  #138  
Unread 01-01-2010, 07:51 AM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

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.......when you cry because nobody fertilised your farm and all your eggplants have died on farmville. Even if it was new years eve and the probably had slightly more interesting things to do than go on facebook.
noooooooooooo

not the eggplants!!!! Lol!!!
  #139  
Unread 01-01-2010, 08:03 AM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

... when you thought of something really funny to add to this post and in the time it took to fire up and the computer and log in, you forgot it!

(if anyone sees my brain, please email it back to me! LOL!)
  #140  
Unread 01-01-2010, 11:01 AM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

You think that spandex and elastic are two of the 7 wonders of the world.

Your "dressy pants" are yoga pants.

You own more sweatpants than many professional athletes.
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