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HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When... HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

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Unread 01-01-2010, 11:05 AM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

...when your cat thinks it is magic to lay on your tummy and it is just the heating pad turned on.

...when said cat starts following you around purring!

...when your DS(age12) watches you struggle out of the coach and sticks his finger inside his mouth, makes a loud 'POP' noise, THEN says "there went another stitch!"

...when your whole day is wrong and you are crying because - for the 4th time - you put a shirt in the wash and your DH dried it to a crisp again!

...when you are unsure if you already wrote it - and you are too tired to check!
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  #142  
Unread 01-01-2010, 11:56 AM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

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Originally Posted by zana123 View Post
.......when you cry because nobody fertilised your farm and all your eggplants have died on farmville. Even if it was new years eve and the probably had slightly more interesting things to do than go on facebook.
LOL, that happened with my poinsettias!


...when the sheets have to be changed more often than your undies

...when you become friends with all the telemarketers because your family doesn't want to hear another word about peeing and pooping

...when you no longer get any telemarketing calls at all beause they too are tired of hearing about peeing and pooping
  #143  
Unread 01-02-2010, 05:14 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

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Originally Posted by sweetnurse View Post
... when you clean out your pantie drawer and laugh as you throw out the stained ones knowing you will never ruin another pair again! Then go shop for new pretty ones
Haha I was just thinking about doing that today! Toooo funny! I constantly had mid month spotting due to my issues and so it was so frustrating never knowing when it would happen. And now I won't have to feel bad about buying the good stuff cuz it won't get ruined!
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  #144  
Unread 01-02-2010, 05:17 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

You get excited because you are wearing pants. When you tell your DH he says "I can't wait until I can get into your pants"
Had to change back into a sarong after half an hour, pants were getting tighter by the minute.
  #145  
Unread 01-02-2010, 05:25 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

you are in the middle of a meeting and suddenly start getting hot flashes and are sweating like the thermostat was just turned up ten degrees.
  #146  
Unread 01-02-2010, 05:40 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

I better write this down now, before I forget...

... when you are constantly trying to turn off the seat heater in the car, only to notice that it wasn't on after all :--)

... when I explain to everybody what shows are on TV and who the hosts are (shows that I had never heard of before, and will probably never watch again)

... when you are stuck on one TV channel until they start re-running the same episodes you've already seen in the morning (SAD!!!)

... when everybody is bringing you magazines, books and other "smart and intellectual" things to do, and you end up watching TV anyway (reading is too much of an effort)
  #147  
Unread 01-02-2010, 05:56 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

When the geriatric shoppers are passing you on the way out of the store because they can walk faster than you!
  #148  
Unread 01-02-2010, 06:01 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

Oh my gosh....these are too funny - I am laughing right out loud!

...when you are helping a frail, elderly friend walk into the doctor's office and you realize that SHE is helping YOU!
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Unread 01-02-2010, 06:20 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

...when your first visit to the site -- after surgery -- makes you nauseous from the bouncing smilie faces.....

...when you think you are ALONE in the house and start sobbing THEN --- EVERYone shows up from the deepest corners of the house - to see Why you are crying. THEN --- you start crying even MORE --- because you realize --- they were PRObably Hiding from YOU and your crazy Moods!!!
  #150  
Unread 01-02-2010, 07:59 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

You know you're a hyster sister when ...

... you have long and detailed thoughts about how you could capture and market the heat generated by your hot flashes ... there's nothing else to ponder!

... the thought of going back to work and having a hot flash is more than you can bear, so you roll over and go back to sleep.

... you actually contemplate bringing a cot to work -- thinking seriously about the dimensions in your office and where you could store it out of sight ...
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