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Unread 01-02-2010, 08:11 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

.....when you go to a basketball game at a major venue and end up on the top row. Then you have to pee really bad and you sit contemplating "do I go down and then up those 44 steep steps each way or do I go down and tell my family to meet me downstairs at the end of the game?" I held it and yes, I did count the steps.
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  #152  
Unread 01-02-2010, 08:57 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

lol I thought I was only one who worried about my farms, lol
didnt worry about pain, needed to get my laptop on to FB and make sure I planted a couple days ahead, I forgot if I had or hadnt.


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LOL, that happened with my poinsettias!


...when the sheets have to be changed more often than your undies

...when you become friends with all the telemarketers because your family doesn't want to hear another word about peeing and pooping

...when you no longer get any telemarketing calls at all beause they too are tired of hearing about peeing and pooping
  #153  
Unread 01-02-2010, 09:09 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

When you constantly say things like "Dr Oz said today"
"on Oprah they said"
and "Can you believe who TV Guide said had the hottest body?"
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  #154  
Unread 01-03-2010, 10:26 AM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

You know you've had a hysterectomy when you realise you DO need your hubby...

When you wake up and realise you NEED your hubby more than a vibrator...lol

You realise somethings missing but unfortunaltly its NOT the hubby..
  #155  
Unread 01-03-2010, 11:28 AM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

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Originally Posted by surfer143 View Post
When you constantly say things like "Dr Oz said today"
"on Oprah they said"
and "Can you believe who TV Guide said had the hottest body?"
Haha Dr Oz is my new BFF! I am constantly quoting him! heheh And I am loving Ellen too. She comes on after him. Need that pillow though for the laughs (and cries).
  #156  
Unread 01-03-2010, 11:35 AM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

When you start telling strangers at the grocery store that you had a hysterectomy just a couple weeks ago......hoping that they will feel sorry for you and let you go to the front of the checkout line......has worked every time!
  #157  
Unread 01-03-2010, 11:36 AM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

...when you scratch your head wondering why so many need a heating pad, the realize you don't need one because you always have a laptop perched on your lap!

...and sadly it takes you three weeks to realize the constant dog curled up next to you on the couch really isn't snuggling up to you...he's curled up next to the same laptop keeping you BOTH warm!
  #158  
Unread 01-03-2010, 06:12 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

...when your DH (or anyone/anything!) brushes your chest and you almost black out - I see the Universe ... The Cosmos!!!! (4 wks post).

...when you do not care if you have 'butterhead' hair and you answer the door boldly with great confidence. (No need for gel, it stays where I comb it!)

...when dressing up is adding flashy earrings and a bracelet to you jammies.

...when there is nothing left to tidy and you think you are going bonkers!
  #159  
Unread 01-04-2010, 10:03 AM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

When you have to put on panty hose and they look more like a medieval torture device.

When your DH takes the kids out for supper so you can recover from wearing the medieval torture device.

When you take a pair of scissors and rid the world of one less medieval torture device.

MAN!!! THAT FELT GOOD! SNIP! SNIP!
  #160  
Unread 01-04-2010, 10:13 AM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

You know when you've had a hyster when you forgot to....ummmm, well I forgot what I was gonna say!!!
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