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  #161  
Unread 01-04-2010, 10:27 AM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

You know you've had a hysterectomy when you love wearing the biggest pair of underwear you can find . . . WHAT A HOOT!!!
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  #162  
Unread 01-04-2010, 11:24 AM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

When you decide to walk the kids in to school so you can say hi to everyone after the Christmas break and everyone looks so nice dressed up for work and ready for the day walking out of the school and you look down see your baggy sweatpants, sneakers, realize you barely have on makeup like normal then the best part you could care less!
And even better I was on MY way to the doctors! hehehe
She said everything looks great!
  #163  
Unread 01-04-2010, 11:42 AM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

Your only 2 weeks post-op and your obgyn no longer returns your calls. The privilege is passed down to the assisting nurse!
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Unread 01-04-2010, 01:58 PM
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When you can sit her and read this thread and both laugh and cry at the same time because it is all so true...
  #165  
Unread 01-04-2010, 02:06 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

Or, the geriatric shoppers are lauging with you as you attempt to manuever the Smart Cart.
  #166  
Unread 01-04-2010, 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted by InlineSk8er View Post
when female co-workers/friends start talking about being on their period, one just started, one just stopped; and you recite the last time you had yours - and everyone tells you to shut up...
That is sooo true! Love that one
  #167  
Unread 01-04-2010, 08:57 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

you know you are a hystersister when:
you are in a seperate room from your DD & DH, and you can't get out of your recliner, so you text them to come help you get up to pee...lol
you still protect your tummy a couple o fmonths after your hyster, becaue you are so used to it.

You guys had me cracking up so hard that I was crying. Happy healing to you all.
  #168  
Unread 01-05-2010, 09:32 AM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

Snip Snip Snip!!!! HE HE HE HE

...when you have had it with your leggings and cut a 6 inch gap in the front to relieve the pressure!
  #169  
Unread 01-05-2010, 11:20 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

yep you know you had a hysterectomy when it's -5 degrees you've taken yet another shower refroze the ice bag yet again have the window open and the heat at 50...and you still have to step outside to get some air.....aaauuuuuggghhhhhh
  #170  
Unread 01-05-2010, 11:20 AM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

OMG that is sooo true!
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