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HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When... HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

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Unread 12-21-2009, 01:51 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

When Gas-x and laxitives are better then candy
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Unread 12-21-2009, 02:25 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

...when you shower, do your hair, put the prettiest baggy sweater on with leggings that do not even go over your tummy, pretty flats, holiday earrings and necklace, sit down with your Mom and DS (age12) Just --- start to play a game of Go Fish...

...Enter your DH from the 10 degree weather with grocery essentials, pads and Tylenol...takes one look and says you're looking better...YOU Put the Groceries AWAY!

Back to 'jammies today!

21gardens
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Unread 12-21-2009, 02:44 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

When taking a bubble bath is the greatest thing ever!!! Finally!!!
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Unread 12-21-2009, 02:52 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

You know you've had a hysterectomy when:

You no longer use the heat in your house as you are now self heating...

You can't lift a Christmas gift or open a difficult door without realizing exactly what stress incontinence is all about...

You no longer need to change your summer and winter clothes around in your dresser...

You wonder exactly how long it will be until a bladder sling sounds like a good idea...

You have to start every dinner out with "please pass me the menu...NOW!!!" and promptly use it to fan yourself, not order from...

You have a boyfriend who thinks that curling up around you is better than any fireplace...

Cheers ladies!!

Liz, 31
TAH w BSO
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Unread 12-21-2009, 03:15 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

Your DH looks at you, buys 4 bags of dove chocolate for you to keep bedside, and asks if you remembered YOUR BLUE PILL!!
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Unread 12-21-2009, 03:23 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

You know you've had a hysterectomy when you diligently pray for the Poop Fairy to visit.....
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Unread 12-21-2009, 03:23 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

You know you're a hyster sister when ...

... you actually tell people how you're really doing when they ask, and it only ever has to do with the bathroom ... the looks on their faces are priceless!

... being pushed around in a wheelchair in the mall sounds like a hoot and a holler!

... you keep Milk of Magnesia, GasX, and prune juice on your bedside table.

... you look forward with great glee to your "morning constitutional".

... you want other people to celebrate with you on the occasion of your first normal BM.

... a shower is a luxury you cannot afford to miss, even if it tires you out for two hours afterwards.

... you walk right past a piece of fur or dirt on the carpet and exclaim, "I'm not supposed to vaccum!"

... you start dreaming about strange, shiny green and blue spiders that morph into other creatures, and other women know exactly what you mean.

... you're surrounded by ten thousand pillows.
  #18  
Unread 12-21-2009, 03:25 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

LOL.... How funny!!!!!
  #19  
Unread 12-21-2009, 03:29 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

...when you seriously begin to question WHY you chose to put the media room UPSTAIRS...

...when you realize that you're really tired of your man's cooking skills, or lack thereof....

...when you have sweaty legs from the laptop constantly sitting on them...

...when your dogs fight over who is sitting in your lap to stay warm...
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Unread 12-21-2009, 03:46 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

......when one of your legs looks like your DH, because you are to tired to shave the other
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