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Unread 01-09-2010, 09:53 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

You know you've had a hysterectomy when...you wake yourself up snoring after dozing off in the Dr. waiting room
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  #192  
Unread 01-10-2010, 10:53 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

You know you're a Hyster Sister when you finally finish blow drying your hair (45 minutes of heat!) and then stick your head out the window to cool off!! Everyone is looking at you like you're nuts, but it's the best feeling you've had all day!
  #193  
Unread 01-10-2010, 11:08 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

When you haven't lifted a finger to help with laundry or vaccuuming in almost five weeks and you are thinking 'I could get really used to this!'...
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  #194  
Unread 01-10-2010, 11:24 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

...... when you discover that control top pantyhose weren't such a good idea after a few hours ... and then find out that you can push them down to the top of your legs and still walk around normally (and much more comfortably!)
  #195  
Unread 01-10-2010, 01:29 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

.......when your husband has a phone conversation with his sister and 30 minutes later you call her and have the same conversation again, because you forgot he already called.

......when I was wearing a tank top & shorts on a cold day and my mom came to visit me wearing 3 layers of clothes!!!!!

......when I wouldn't get in the car without my belly pillow!!!!

I too have had many laughs while reading this thread, it is the best thread.
  #196  
Unread 01-11-2010, 01:13 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

......when you are trying to be a responsible parent and you put your pain meds where the kids cannot access them and you can't remember where you hid them.(I still cannot find them!)

......when you are 3 months post op and playing a scavenger hunt game with your DS and you hide your items and then you forget where you hid them.
  #197  
Unread 01-11-2010, 02:12 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

.....When you......SNEEZE!!!! noooooo...Then spend all the time in the world rubbing your nose, holding your stomach, making sure you dont sneeze again!!
  #198  
Unread 01-11-2010, 02:13 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

Oh that's funny!!!...when staying awake for an entire DVD is cause for celebration!
  #199  
Unread 01-11-2010, 02:50 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

When your friend puts you on your little boys sledge to take you to the shops!! thanks it was fun tho..lol
  #200  
Unread 01-11-2010, 05:38 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

When you discover that you are telling your dog to eat his food only to discover that you just gave him the other dogs food that has medicine in it.
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