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Unread 01-11-2010, 07:41 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

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Originally Posted by groovychickuk View Post
.....When you......SNEEZE!!!! noooooo...Then spend all the time in the world rubbing your nose, holding your stomach, making sure you dont sneeze again!!
Pinch your nose. It works. Now, I am getting so it doesn't hurt too bad and I actually allow my self a sneeze every so often. LOL
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  #202  
Unread 01-13-2010, 08:48 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

when you wear your thigh high nylons not because you're feeling sexy but because your control panty hose hurt too bad after an hour and you still can't button your old work pants so you're wearing a skirt to work .... and I had forgotten how cold 13 degrees is in a skirt when I had scrape the windshield .... brrrr! why can't my hot flashes be better timed?!?
  #203  
Unread 01-13-2010, 09:01 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

You know you've had a hysterectomy when.... you've run out to buy Cream Of Wheat and that strange canned soup because you thought it tasted fantastic when it was all you were allowed in the hospital only to find out how it really tastes at home without the benefit of all those good drugs.
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  #204  
Unread 01-21-2010, 11:54 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

...when you're sitting on the potty and text your best friend (another sister) "I made a poopy!" and she responds with "Hooray!"

...when you realize why your mom takes a handheld Wheel of Fortune game to the bathroom with her.

...when you appreciate the idea of having a little basket to cart things from room to room in.
  #205  
Unread 01-21-2010, 03:39 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

or when you have a long armed grasper thing so you don't have to get up to get the remote control
  #206  
Unread 01-21-2010, 05:37 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

when you think that a heating pad is the greatest thing ever invented because you need it every day
when you ask why it is so hot in the room only to realize that everyone else is wearing a sweater!
  #207  
Unread 01-21-2010, 06:00 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

this is funny. The one with the remote is so true.
  #208  
Unread 01-21-2010, 06:05 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

I wish I had had one of those reacher things! One afternoon I kept the same channel on cuz I couldn't reach the remote control and I was so sore and my head was pounding from the hormonal change...and my DH came home and laughed cuz I was laying in the dark "watching" a show I hate......I couldn't get the remote OR turn the light on when it got dark. Glad I'm past that stage now
  #209  
Unread 01-21-2010, 06:41 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

I just love you ladies!!!!
  #210  
Unread 01-22-2010, 05:23 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

Isn't it great to know we are all in this together??
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